Ye olde skool limericks

[Khaled]

I'll get us started



There once was a sysop named 'Tox,

Who got hit in the head with some rocks,

He bled from his head,

And then fell down dead,

Then Flopper did gobble the cocks.











Free Sheikh Kumallah Abdul Mofaz Imrani al-Yahir Mahmud al-Hajj ! ! !

[bacon]

I know this one bloke named Khaled,

and there was one thing he always did need.

so he'd go and find "Bob"

and whip out that knob

and take it till his butt did bleed.



;)

[bacon]

way back when was wanker named flopper

and he got pulled over by a copper

and instead of a ticket

he asked if he could lick it

and began to suck him right an proper