I gotta take a drug test some time this week or next week. I was offered a $2 raise to work for another company, and you're damn right I'm gonna follow the $$$. I think I'll be good though. I generally drink a gallon of water a day anyhow, so I'm just gonna increase that slightly and charge it. That's just to cleanse the system, and I won't be drinking too much water the day before, don't want it to come up diluted. I'm also gonna be picking up a drink at Jesters (local head shop), one of the expensive ones that adds creatine and vitamins and shit. I've heard those drinks work if you just don't smoke 48 hours in advance. I'm not planning on smoking until after the drug test, if I don't just quit altogether in order to keep my job security and other reasons. So I've probably got a good seven days of not smoking before I down that god awful creation.
Just wondering if anyone's taken drug tests after taking a drink? I've never had to take a drug test. I've heard its pretty much smooth sailing if you don't smoke a while prior, and I've got a good week to clean up.
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Ive taken a few drug tests in order to get hired. basically stay away from Poppy bagels and anything with poppy seeds. They had a small checklist of foods they ask you ive yuve eaten becaue it will show up in trace amounts on the test. I drink 2 glasses of water before I go so even if your little trooper doesnt want to go the 2 glasses of water in your bladder will tell you otherwise. They give you an ungodly small cup to piss in and you get the rest of it on your hands and in the toilet. they DO let you clean up with a towelett (forget the soap and water you DONT get those.) You also get the joy of carrying back your little cup of warm piss to the nurse/doctor.
Its easy and painless. You dont get the results though, only the company your applying at does. I think you do get an option for a copy for youself. Stay away from juice drinks and shit. drink water the day before and the day of the pee test.
Good luck and best of luck on your new job.
Its easy and painless. You dont get the results though, only the company your applying at does. I think you do get an option for a copy for youself. Stay away from juice drinks and shit. drink water the day before and the day of the pee test.
Good luck and best of luck on your new job.
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get a bottle of "GHF" from GNC. it's like $30-$40 and you drink it the morning of followed by a gallon of water. i've known quite a few people that used and have never failed a test ... and they were some heavy smokers. just make sure you follow the directions on the bottle and you'll be AOK.
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nod, following the directions is something I've become very aware of through friend experiences. Mainly the 48-hour thing. I'm sure I'll be good, I'm just a little edgy since it's in such a situation where I -have- to quit this job (already put in my notice) before I can take a drug test at that one. If I fail, I'm out both jobs. I think after seven days of not smoking, mad water, and one of those drinks I should definately be aight.
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get a bottle of "GHF" from GNC. it's like $30-$40 and you drink it the morning of followed by a gallon of water. i've known quite a few people that used and have never failed a test ... and they were some heavy smokers. just make sure you follow the directions on the bottle and you'll be AOK.
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:werd: GHF works fucking wonderfully. And not a gallon :) You drink the bottle of juice, fill it with water, drink it, fill it, drink it, then piss at least once before the test (won't be a problem after drinking that shit).
It doesn't mask the chemicals. You can test for the masking agents. It holds the chemicals they're testing for back in your kidneys for 8 hours or something.
Also, last time I..er...this kid I know went to get GHF from GNC, they didn't have it anymore, but they were carrying something that also worked for me....er....him.
I've known kids to wake up, toke up, and do the GHF thing for the drug test. Just stop smoking for a little, do the GHF, and you're set.
Best of luck!
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:werd: GHF works fucking wonderfully. And not a gallon :) You drink the bottle of juice, fill it with water, drink it, fill it, drink it, then piss at least once before the test (won't be a problem after drinking that shit).
It doesn't mask the chemicals. You can test for the masking agents. It holds the chemicals they're testing for back in your kidneys for 8 hours or something.
Also, last time I..er...this kid I know went to get GHF from GNC, they didn't have it anymore, but they were carrying something that also worked for me....er....him.
I've known kids to wake up, toke up, and do the GHF thing for the drug test. Just stop smoking for a little, do the GHF, and you're set.
Best of luck!
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I'm not brave enough to wake up and toke before I gotta do a drug test. I'll have been clean seven days. I'll hit GNC today to see if they've got it, and then check out a few head shops around here to see what they've got too. Thanks.
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Avoid anything with caffine in it, as caffine causes mostin the bladder to be released, as caffine is a dueretic(sp). I had to regular drug tests when I was in the Air Force, and I failed atest because I was drinking espresso most of the day, the didn't find drugs, but they found abnormal amounts of caffine, and though I was taking caffine pills.
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I pretty much stick to water. Usually drink about a 20oz vanilla coke a day, but I'll steer clear of that for the rest of the week. Thanks for the heads up.
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shrug, doesn't make sense but i'mma pull a speed
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