You know you are in California......

[Xetox]

1. You make over $250,000 a year and still can't afford a house.



2. You've been to a shower for a baby with two mothers and a sperm donor.



3. You know which restaurant serves the freshest arugula.



4. You can't remember...is pot illegal?



5. A really great parking space, especially at the beach, can move you to tears.



6. Your child's 3rd grade teacher has purple hair, a nose-ring, and is named Breeze.



7. You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown and can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.



8. Gas costs 75 cents per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.



9. You can't remember...is pot illegal?



10. The guy at Starbucks at 8:30 am, wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses,



who looks like George Clooney, IS George Clooney.



11. A low speed pursuit could interrupt any TV broadcast.



12. You take a bus and are shocked at 2 people carrying on a conversation in English.



13. It's sprinkling and there's a report on every news station about "STORM WATCH 2003."



14. Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.



15. You can't remember...is pot illegal?



16. Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, and your Mary Kay rep is a guy in drag.



17. You have to leave the big company meeting early because Billy Blanks himself is teaching the 4:00 PM Tae Bo class.



18. It's raining outside, so you leave for work an hour early.



19. Your co-worker has 8 body piercing, none of which are visible.



20. You pass a school playground and all the children are busy on their cell phones or checking their pagers.





21. You AND your dog have therapists.



22. Your Democratic Governor, who's about to be recalled, is being advised by the ex-President who was impeached, and will run against a Republican major-motion-picture actor who's wife is a member of the Kennedy clan.



23. Hey Man! IS Pot Illegal?

[Prince Galahad]

*snicker*

tobad they aint got one of those for hawaii

[Relorian]

they probily do somewhere.... and Hey man, Is pot Illegal?

[War Hawk]

I fucking hate the governor.... Illegal Immigrants can now get there drivers licesenses... and our car registration is 3x the normal now

[Pantharen]

Hey man, Is pot Illegal?



Didn't they just semi-legalize pot in Canada ;)

[Kai Shadowbane]

Didn't they just semi-legalize pot in Canada ;)



tho wasn't that leagalized stuff for perscription use only, and was nasty?



Oh and here's a little funny one I thought up, tho I'm not a comedian, so it could suck.



You know you're in Canada when:

1) Everyone around you seems deaf, as they keep saying "Eh?" after every sentance.

[Pantharen]

tho wasn't that leagalized stuff for perscription use only, and was nasty?



Oh and here's a little funny one I thought up, tho I'm not a comedian, so it could suck.



You know you're in Canada when:

1) Everyone around you seems deaf, as they keep saying "Eh?" after every sentance.



Eh? after fuck that we say Eh before, during and after. eh?





How do you know your in Florida, every second person you meet is from either Cuba or Canada. EH!