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[Sigma]

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[Sigma]

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51) Ray anal raped me!

[Pantharen]

Originally posted by Xetox

28. We are not expected to know the names of more than five colors.



I tried to explain to my wife once that there are only 3 colors and everything else is a shade. I got "told" that I dont know what the hell I'm talking about and that I'm just trying to make her look dumb. I slept on the couch for a week.



What the hell did I do wrong.......................................



I tried to explain something that women have no concept of, LOGIC. So I have deduced that women have no logic.



She has 30 pairs of shoes?

I have 1 pair of boots, and a pair of sandals.

She has 1 drawer that is nothing but underwear.

My underwear are in the same drawer as my t-shirts and socks.

She has 2 closets full of crap she never wears.

I dont use a closet.

we have 8 drawers in our dresser, I use 3.

We have seperate bathrooms (thank god)

She drives a 1998 Neon (POS)

I drive a 1967 GTO ragtop.

She gets the oil changed at Walmart.

I change the oil myself.

ETC, ETC, ETC.

I love my wife, but she is completely without logic.



I have one question, WTF does she need 30 fucking pairs of shoes?

[Speed]

I can see the reason for thirty pairs of shoes, if you are into that kind of thing. She probably wouldn't be able to see the reason why you'd want a P4 3.2ghz w/ a gig+ of ram, blah blah blah. That's simply a preference. Women like to look good, and if you've ever seen a woman in more than one outfit, you can understand that shoes DO go with their outfits. They try to keep a color scheme wheras most guys throw on the cleanest things closest to them.



If you slept on the couch for a week trying to explain color hues and stuff, you shoulda just went on the internet and proved it to her, that's what I used to do with things like that.

[Rust In Peace]

Your wife's retarded..



Next time tell her to ask Google. Google knows all. If Google doesn't know it, it doesn't exist.

[Speed]

If Google doesn't know it, it doesn't exist.



Sadly, it's true.

[Rust In Peace]

Or rather, its Goo5le now. :)

[Platinum]

this is yamama



you make your wife get her oil changed at walmart? my husband changes my oil for me - i havent paid for one ever. hrmph! you should sleep on the couch. :)