-= THE OFFICIAL ODE thread =- [Archive] - ForumsHQ

[Pantharen]

Originally posted by Prince Galahad

zan you motherfucker

i didnt even post in this thread and here you go and do some bullshit like that



Galahad take a pill, better yet take 2 they're small.

If ya can laugh at yourself, we'll laugh at you.



Here is another ODE from me to you.

Edited JUST FOR YOU. BITCH



Down Ass Bitch"

(feat. Charli Baltimore)



[Ja Rule - talking]

Ja Rule, Chuck B-more

Every thug needs a lady

And every one needs Galahad as a down ass bitch, huh, feel me

Every thug needs a lady

Galahad we're convinced, your our down ass bitch



[Chorus - Ja Rule]

Baby say yeah, (baby say yeah)

If you'd lie for me, like you lovin me

Baby say yeah, (baby say yeah)

If you'd die for me, like you cry for me

Baby say yeah, (baby say yeah)

If you'd kill for me, like you comfort me

Baby say yeah, (baby say yeah)

Galahad we're convinced, you're our down ass bitch



[Ja Rule]

Uh

I know that you're lovin me, 'cause you thug with me, who bust slugs for me?

My baby

Who gon' kill for you, like I comfort you, who else but the Rule?

You feel me

Girl when we connect the dots we hit the spot

Twin Benz's, you ride hard, I ride drop

And to make it better, baby got the nina' Beretta tucked low

And I'm two cars back with the four-four

And it freaks you out, on your momma's couch, that's what us thugs be 'bout

You know me

And when I pray for love, baby pray for us, who celebrates the thugs?

My lady

Got me seekin capital game when I spit sixteen

Whether bars or sixteens in the doors of cars

A star is born

In the hood, made a name live on, R-U-L-E, ladies, feel me



[Chorus]



[Charli Baltimore]

Now I'm show you blood or love, there's no belly you bounce from

Blow sellin, dough amounts to no tellin

There'll be no tellin, snitches get it back

Those gats to your backs for my boy

What part of the game is that, huh?

*****s and they feelings 'cause I handle your dealings, keep your name in tact

My fame's in tact so cops won't know what it's hittin for

Now hoes wanna know what you shittin for

'Cause I'm your bitch, the Bonnie to your Clyde

It's mental, mash your enemies, we out in the rental

I'm your bitch, *****s run up on ya, shift ya lungs, who's your organ donor?

What they know about, extreme meausures I'm a ride with you

And my baby three-eighty at my side

And we lock the town, I'm as down as any thug

My love, they gotta take us in blood, what



[Chorus]



[Ja Rule]

You could die from love, at any given time I could die from slugs

But that's what this life is capable of

The death and the life of a bitch and a thug, is what I'm scared of

But God up in Heaven who ain't afraid to, tuck the toast in the Escalade

Pop on *****s that showin me shade, but only for the Rule 'cause that's my baby

Got me a down ass bitch with red hair, that don't care

Blazed by the shots and flares

Girl c'mon, follow me, and bust back at police, conceal ya heat

It's a bit much to blaze up, Rule and Chuck, N-I-G, the Murderous, I-N-C

With one on the hip, one in the holster, ***** will toast ya quick

Especially a down ass bitch



[Chorus]



[Ja Rule]

Thug on, 'cause your our down ass bitch

Thug on, ladies

Thug on, 'cause your our down ass bitch

Thug on, baby

Thug on, 'cause your our down ass bitch

Thug on, ladies

Thug on, 'cause your our down ass bitch

Thug on, baby



[Chorus 2x]



Baby say yeah, (baby say yeah)





Just remember words on a screen dont mean a thing. If you can't laugh then you really are a "down ass bitch" unless they are directed at you personally, but Galahad read the rest of the thread, everyone has had an olde to them, or will soon.



So take a chill pill, Bitch

[Prince Galahad]

bah

that was pretty funny actually

was just wondering WHY zans punk ass put something in directed to me when i havent been online for a couple days

[Pantharen]

Originally posted by Prince Galahad

bah

that was pretty funny actually

was just wondering WHY zans punk ass put something in directed to me when i havent been online for a couple days





Because we can :)

[Prince Galahad]

because we can

*snicker*

that shit is funny when someone says it..



"WHYD YOU DO THAT"

"because can"

bwahahaha

[Rust In Peace]

Originally posted by Prince Galahad

because we can

*snicker*

that shit is funny when someone says it..



"WHYD YOU DO THAT"

"because can"

bwahahaha



Nobody says "because can".

[Demonic]

ODE to Ray---



You're accused of the following charges

You're a woman trapped inside a man

Your sexuality no one denies you

But your preference we can't understand

You are the loneliest of all people



It's time for you to realize

AIDS like the plague is from God

For he sees something wrong in his eyes



Analy Inflicted Death Sentence

A.I.D.S.

Analy Inflicted Death Sentence

A.I.D.S.

Analy Inflicted Death Sentence

A.I.D.S.

Analy Inflicted Death Sentence

A.I.D.S.



That's what you get for having

A penis up your ass

You should have used a condom

That's what you get when you

Swallow another man's load

A lubricated condom



How do you find love in another man's hairy ass

You should have used a condom

Millions of lost hamsters

Running rampant in your bowels

Take the Hershey Highway



Fudge packing men

Fudge packing men

Fudge packing men

Fudge packing men

A manly man

Fudge packing men

Fudge packing men

Fudge packing men







A.I.D.S. (M.O.D - USA for MOD)

[Pantharen]

Originally posted by Platinum

I'd post my Ode to the Haters of MMB here if it weren't too explicit..laugh.



My Ode to the Haters of MMB.

Fuck them if they dont like the langauge.



CAM'RON LYRICS



"Fuck You"



[Background]

Fuck you, Fuck you, Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccck yooooooooou

[Repeats throughout the song]



by this time I see yall I say

Fuck yall from the very start of this shit



Fuck what you into

Fuck what you been through

Fuck where you going

Fuck who scared of you

Fuck if you did fed time

Fuck ya clique

Fuck ya glocks

Matter fact Fuck ya block

Fuck who you pulled out on

Fuck you!

Fuck ya bitch

Fuck if you been outta town

Fuck ya fake ass ice grill

Fuck ya life

Fuck ya motherfuckin' nine to five

Man I don't give a Fuck about you

I don't give a Fuck about your hood

I don't give a Fuck who you know

I don't give a Fuck if you gettin money

I don't give a Fuck who's watchin

Fuck if you bullshittin

Fuck ya shots off?

Fuck where you came up

fuck how you got it

Fuck ya whole situation

Fuck ya album

Fuck ya plans

Fuck ya *****s

fuck ya role man

I don't give a fuck

Fuck ya pleas

Fuck ya rules

Fuck you you fake punk ass *****

and Fuck how you ran shit

I don't give a Fuck if you diesel

I don't give a Fuck who you be

fuck if you want it

Fuck if you grimy

Fuck if you floss

and and Fuck these bitches right here if they not fucking



[GIRL 1:] wait who the Fuck you think you talking to?

[CAM:] BITCH Im talking to you!

[GIRL 1:] whats poppin my *****

[CAM:] What the fuck you talk ----

[GIRL 2:] I know you not talking to us

[CAM:] Im talking to both of yall

[CAM] man Fuck outta here man Fuck yall

[GIRL:] you ain't tlaking to me

[CAM:] Fuck you

[GIRL:] Fuck you



Fuck you Fuck you fuuuuuuucccckkkkk you

a Fuck you

a Fuck you

a Fuck you

Fuck you

Fuck you

Fuck you

Fuck you

Fuck you

Fuck you



[DRUM FINALE]



Fuck YOU





And anyone that has a problem with this ODE, FUCK YOU TOO.

[Raybdbomb]

this thread has gone... other than what i expected

[Pantharen]

Originally posted by Ray Dillyo

this thread has gone... other than what i expected



What did you expect? We're all a little nuts you know :D



Angry White Boy Polka

by Al Yankovic



Cut my life into pieces

This is my last resort

Suffocation, no breathing

Don't give a f*ck if I cut my arm bleeding

This is my last resort



'Cause I'm losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine

Losing my sight, losing my mind

Wish somebody would tell me I'm fine

Nothing's all right, nothing is fine

I'm running and a-crying



Wake up (Wake up)

Grab a brush and put a little make-up

Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup

(Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup)

Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?

Here you go create another fable



You wanted to

Grab a brush and put a little makeup

You wanted to

Hide the scars to fade away the shakeup



You wanted to

Why'd you leave the keys upon the table?

You wanted to



I don't think you trust

In my self-righteous suicide

I cry when angels deserve to die, die, die

D-d-die die die die die

Hey



I'm gonna get free

I'm gonna get free

I'm gonna get free

Ride into the sun



She never loved me

She never loved me

She never loved me

Why should anyone?



(Come here, come here, come here)

I'll take your photo for ya

(Come here, come here, come here)

Drive you around the corner



(Come here, come here, come here)

You know you really oughta

(Come here, come here, come here)

Move out to California



Do what I want 'cause I can

If I don't because I wanna

Be ignored by the stiff and the bored

Because I'm gonna



Hate to say I told you so, all right

Do believe I told you so

Now it's all out and you knew

'Cause I wanted to



Fell in love with a girl

I fell in love at once and almost completely

She's in love with the world

But sometimes these feelings can be so misleading



Can't think of anything to do

Yeah, my left brain knows that all love is fleeting

She's just looking for something new

Yeah, I said it once before but it bears repeating, now



Last night, she said

"Oh baby, don't you feel so down

When you turn me off

When I feel left out"



So I (what'd you do?)

Well, I turned around (right around)

"Oh, baby, gonna be alright"

It was a great big lie (big old lie)



'Cause I left that night

Yeah



Ooh ah ah ah ah

Ooh ah ah ah ah



Get up

Come on get down with the sickness

Get up

Come on get down with the sickness



Get up

Come on get down with the sickness

Open up your hate and let it flow into me



Get up

Come on get down with the sickness

You mother get up

Come on get down with the sickness



Get up

Come on get down with the sickness

Madness is the gift that has been given to me



We're the renegades of funk

We're the renegades of funk

We're the renegades of funk

We're the renegades of funk



This time I'm 'a let it all come out

This time I'm 'a stand up and shout

I'm a do things my way

It's my way

My way or the highway



This time I'm a let it all come out

This time I'm a stand up and shout

I'm a do things my way

It's my way

[honk] [honk] Or the highway



But I'm on the outside

I'm looking in

I can see through you

See your true colors



'Cause inside you're ugly

Ugly like me

I can see through you

See to the real you



Bawitdaba da bang da dang diggy diggy

Diggy said the boogie said up jump the boogie

Bawitdaba da bang da dang diggy diggy

Diggy said the boogie said up jump the boogie



We are, we are

The youth of the nation

We are, we are

The youth of the nation



We are, we are

The youth of the nation

We are the youth of the nation Hey



I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up

Please stand up

Please stand up



I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady

All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating

So won't the real Slim Shady please

Please, please stand up



Slim Shady won't you please stand up?

(Stand up Shady)(Stand up)

(Stand up Shady)(Stand up)

(Stand up Shady)

Shady, won't you please stand up?

Hey

[zan]

ok Pantharen its ON!



Sheila: Time's have changed

Our kids are kids are getting worse

They wont obey their parents

They just want to fart and curse!

Sharon: Should we blame the government?

Liane: Or blame society?

Dads: Or should we blame the images on TV?

Sheila: No, blame Canada

Everyone: Blame Canada

Sheila: With all their beady little eyes

And flappin heads so full of lies

Everyone: Blame Canada

Blame Canada

Sheila: We need to form a full assault

Everyone: It's Canadas fault!

Sharon: Don't blame me

For my son Stan

He saw the darn cartoon

And now he's off to join the Klan!

Liane: And my boy Eric once

Had my picture on his shelf

But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself!

Sheila: Well, blame Canada

Everyone: Blame Canada

It seems that everythings gone wrong

Since Canada came along

Everyone: Blame Canada

Blame Canada

Some Guy: There not even a real country anyway

Ms. McCormick: My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer it's true

Instead he burned up like a piggy on a barbecue

Everyone: Should we blame the matches?

Should we blame the fire?

Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?

Sheila: Heck no!

Everyone: Blame Canada

Blame Canada

Sheila: With all their hockey hubbabaloo

Liane: And that bitch Anne Murray too

Everyone: Blame Canada

Shame on Canada

The smut we must stop

The trash we must smash

Laughter and fun

must all be undone

We must blame them and cause a fuss