-= THE OFFICIAL ODE thread =- [Archive] - ForumsHQ

[Pantharen]

Originally posted by Ray Dillyo

ICP rox



and lol Pantharen, I'll get you my pretty



Ray, ya mess with the best, you'll die like the rest. You want to throw music at an ex DJ, I'll slaughter you with tunes :)



But in keeping with the Pain. Ray here is a "fun" tune from one of the strangest musicians of the 20th century.



Mr. Frank Zappa (edited slightly just for Ray)





Shortly after his liaison with the taco stand lady, Ray makes a horrible discovery...



Ray:

Why does it hurt when I pee?

Why does it hurt when I pee?

I don’t want no doctor

To stick no needle in me

Why does it hurt when I pee?

I got it from the toilet seat

I got it from the toilet seat

It jumped right up

’n’ grabbed my meat

Got it from the toilet seat

My balls feel like a pair of maracas

My balls feel like a pair of maracas

Oh God I probably got the

Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!

My balls feel like a pair of maracas

Ai-ee-ai-ee-ahhhh!

Why does it

Why does it

Why does it

Why does it hurt...when i

Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?

[Platinum]

I'd post my Ode to the Haters of MMB here if it weren't too explicit..laugh.

[Rust In Peace]

Ode to all the idiots of MMB who try to put up edited muds.



Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

[zan]

My ODE to Ray!!



Young man, there's no need to feel down

I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground

I said, young man, cause your in a new town

There's no need to be unhappy



Young man, there's a place you can go

I said, young man, when you're short on your dough

You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find

Many ways to have a good time





It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.

It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.





They have everything for men to enjoy

You can hang out with all the boys





It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.

It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.





You can get yourself clean

You can have a good meal

You can do whatever you feel





Young man, Are you listening to me

I said, young man, what do you want to be

I said, young man, you can make real your dreams

but you've got to know this one thing





No man, does it all by himself

I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf

And just go there, to the Y.M.C.A.

I'm sure they can help you today





It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.

It's fun to stay at the Y.M.C.A.





They have everything for men to enjoy

You can hang out with all the boys









**sorry I just couldnt resist**

[zan]

My Ode to Aragon and Xetox:





[Xetox:]

Mmmhh



[Aragon:]

You high baby?



[Xetox:]

Yeahh...



[Aragon:]

Yeah?



[Xetox:]

hahaha..Talk to me...



[Aragon:]

You want me to tell you somethin?



[Xetox:]

Uh huh...



[Aragon:]

I know what you wanna hear...

'Cuz I know you want me baby I think I want you too...



[Xetox:]

I think I love you baby...



[Aragon:]

I think I love you too...

I'm here to save you girl,

Come be in Aragon's world,

I wanna grow together,

Let's let our love unfurl.

You know you want me baby,

You know I want you too,

They call me Superman,

I'm here to rescue you,

I wanna save you girl,

come be in Aragon's world...



[Xetox:]

oh boy you drive me crazy...











**im gonna get banned for that.....**

[Raybdbomb]

lol zan... u bastard

[zan]

heheh sorry I couldnt resist man. Im just playin.

[zan]

Heres a rela ODE for you Ray



If you want my future forget my past,

If you wanna get with me better make it fast,

Now don't go wasting my precious time,

Get your act together we could be just fine



I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,

So tell me what you want, what you really really want,

I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really

really really wanna zigazig ha.



If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,

Make it last forever friendship never ends,

If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,

Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is.



What do you think about that now you know how I feel,

Say you can handle my love are you for real,

I won't be hasty, I'll give you a try

If you really bug me then I'll say goodbye.



Yo I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,

So tell me what you want, what you really really want,

I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really

really really wanna zigazig ha.



If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,

Make it last forever friendship never ends,

If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,

Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is.



So here's a story from A to Z, you wanna get with me

you gotta listen carefully,

We got Em in the place who likes it in your face,

we got G like MC who likes it on an

Easy V doesn't come for free, she's a real lady,

and as for me you'll see,

Slam your body down and wind it all around

Slam your body down and wind it all around.



If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends,

Make it last forever friendship never ends,

If you wanna be my lover, you have got to give,

Taking is too easy, but that's the way it is.



If you wanna be my lover, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta,

you gotta, you gotta, slam, slam, slam, slam

Slam your body down and wind it all around.

Slam your body down and wind it all around.

Slam your body down and wind it all around.

Slam your body down zigazig ah

If you wanna be my lover.

[Aragon]

Ode to Zan

..as I'm banning him from MMB....



I'm doing this tonight

You're probably gonna start

a fight

I know this can't be right

Hey baby come on

I loved you endlessly and

you weren't there for me

So now it's time to leave

and make it alone





I know that I can't take no more

It ain't no lie

I wanna see you out that door

Baby, bye, bye, bye, bye

[zan]

hahahahha, what song is that from Aragon?