It's the truth, I swear to god it's the truth

[Pantharen]

Now everyone knows I'm Canadian by now, so what I'm puttin in here now is the truth, the whole truth and nuttin but the truth.



GOOD NEWS FOLKS!

From a reliable source I've just heard that Canada has offered to help the U.S. in the war on terror!



They have pledged 2 battleships, 6000 troops and 10 fighter jets.



THE BAD NEWS.

With the current exchange rate, this comes out to 2 canoes, a Mountie and a couple of flying squirrels.



Join the Canadian Military:



We supply the Uniform, But you MUST supply your own Canoe

[Speed]

So my money's worth a lot more there than it is here, right?

[Rust In Peace]

Yeah.. last I checked, a few months ago, the conversion was like .68 or something, and the prices are roughly the same.

[Necrosaro420]

Its aboot time you come out and admit it!

[Platinum]

Laugh..good stuff..yeah, with how much debt the U.S. is in, I'm surprised our money is worth shit..

[Pantharen]

The exchange rate for today, august 8th 2003 is $1USD =$1.40CDN. Woohoo 40 cents on the dollar.



So for that extra .40 we'll give you William Shatner & Tom Green