Little Jonny was sitting on the side walk in front of the church with a bottle of acid dropping it on ants as they crawled by. The priest seeing this walks out to Little Jonny and says what are you doing my son. Little jonny tells him I'm dropping acid on ants.
The priest thinks to himself this is really dangerous I have to get bottle of acid from that child. The priest says Jonny I'll trade you this bottle of special holy water for your bottle of acid.
Little Jonny says whats so special about that water?
The priest says well I rubbed some on a womans tummy once and she passed a child.
Little Jonny says thats nothing, I put a drop of this acid on a dogs balls and he passed a Kawasaki.
Little Jonny
Re: Little Jonny
Things that make you AAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaRGH
After a long night of passion, young Malcolm rolled over, pulled
out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.
Unable to find it, he asks the girl if she has one at hand.
"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied.
Malcolm opened the bedside drawer and found a box of matches
sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man.
Naturally, Malcolm began to worry. "Er...Is this your husband?"
he inquired nervously.
"No, silly," she replied", snuggling up to him.
"Well, Your boyfriend then?" he asked.
"No, No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.
"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered Malcolm.
Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me.....before the operation."
After a long night of passion, young Malcolm rolled over, pulled
out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.
Unable to find it, he asks the girl if she has one at hand.
"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied.
Malcolm opened the bedside drawer and found a box of matches
sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man.
Naturally, Malcolm began to worry. "Er...Is this your husband?"
he inquired nervously.
"No, silly," she replied", snuggling up to him.
"Well, Your boyfriend then?" he asked.
"No, No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.
"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered Malcolm.
Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me.....before the operation."