who wants to be a millionair

[The Ghost]

A blonde named Pam is appearing on "Who Wants To

Be A Millionaire" with Regis Philbin.



Regis: "Pam, you're up to $500,000 with one

lifeline left: phone a friend.

If you get it right, the next question is worth

one million dollars If you get it wrong, you drop

back to $32,000. Are you ready?"



Pam: "Yes."



Regis: "Which of the following birds does not

build its own nest? Is it

A)robin, B) sparrow, C) cuckoo, or D) thrush."



Pam: "I'd like to phone a friend. I'd like to

call Carol." Carol (also a blonde) answers the

phone: "Hello?"



Regis: "Hello Carol, it's Regis Philbin from Who

Wants to be a Millionaire. I have your friend Pam

here who needs your help to answer the one

million dollar question. The next voice you hear

will be Pam's..."



Pam: "Carol, which of the following birds does

not build it's own nest?

Is it A) robin, B) sparrow, C) cuckoo, or D)

thrush."



Carol: "Oh geez, Pam. That's simple. It's a

cuckoo."



Pam: "Are you sure?"



Carol: "I'm sure."



Regis: "Pam, you heard Carol. Do you keep the

$500,000 or play for the million?"



Pam: "I want to play; I'll go with C) cuckoo."



Regis: "Is that your final answer?"



Pam: "Yes."



Regis: "Are you confident?"



Pam: "Yes; I think Carol's pretty smart."



Regis: "You said C) cuckoo, and you're right!

Congratulations, you have just

won one million dollars!"



To celebrate, Pam flies Carol to New York. That

night they go out on the town. As they're sipping

champagne, Pam looks at Carol and asks her,

"Tell me, how did you know that it was the cuckoo

that does not build its own nest?"



"That's easy, everybody knows they live in

clocks."

[iNViSiGOD]

:ehh:

[Xetox]

All that for that ending :P

[Speed]

Some blonde lesbian action would have made it better.