My 103% [Archive] - ForumsHQ

[Raybdbomb]

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%.



How about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.



What makes life 100%?



If: Alphabetical letters are represented by their numerical sequence:



A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 18 20 21 22 23 24 25 26



Then,



H A R D W O R K



11 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%



K N O W L E D G E



11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%



But,



A T T I T U D E



1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%



And,



B U L L S H I T



2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%



So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the top

[GAMI Hestity]

:wordup:



Thats my new phil..o-sipuhm, it was very funny :D

[Reckless]

what about xylophones? Those would appear to get you much further than all of the aforementioned.

[Aragon]

L A Z I N E S S

12 1 26 9 14 5 19 19 = 105%

[Xetox]

damn kix is putting 105% into it!

[Reckless]

sorry, I'm not so bored that I'd figure out the numerical value of that word, it'd be way higher though!

[Aragon]

but you are bored enough to average 6.37 posts per day.. twice mine ... and I had the time to figure out LAZINESS.



Looks like someone is putting in 105%



:-p

[Xetox]

A S S K I S S I N G



1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%.

[Aragon]

of course asskissing gets you more.... you practice that first hand dont you :-p

[Xetox]

Gets ya further than anything else......but I think a good asskicking in your case would be alot better!