The Clock

[Speed]

One day, a beautiful girl was starting out in her intern job, the boss motions over to her from his office.

"Hey, Jessica," he says, "come on over here, I've got this great clock to show you."

"I don't know," she says. "I've got a lot of work to do."

"Come on," he says. "This is a really neat clock, you've gotta see it."

She reluctantly agrees and walks in. After he closes the door, the boss immediately drops his pants and exposes himself.

Jessica gives him a stern glance and says "That's not a clock, that's a cock."

He smiles and says "Hey, baby, you put two hands and a face on it, it's a clock!"

[Hanover Fist]

Uuuuuuuughhhh. You got no room to make fun o my Cowboy joke!



Hanover Fist

Humour, is like a fart, its only funny if your out of range.

[zan]

I think I lost a few IQ points reading that.

[Delete]

yea, we're all now dumber for reading that post.. lol still funny :).. i might try it.. ill tell ya if i get slapped or not :)

[Speed]

I was fucked up when I posted it, it does seem quite unfunny now that I'm sober. I think I shall put this on my own post:

[Delete]

the graph tells it all

[Demonic]

rofl

[Hanover Fist]

Well Said, Well Graphed.



Hanover Fist.

Buuuurrrrrrrrrrp.