My amazing spider

[Xetox]

This big dude walks into a bar with a little spider on his shoulder. As soon as one of the dudes in there spots it, he tells his friends and they all laugh. The man says:



"Laugh while you can, 'cos this spider is stronger than any of you!!!"



The man making fun repies, "I'd like to see that!!"



"Fine, my spider will pick up this bar stool." He sets the spider on the floor and the spider easily picks it up.



"That's nothing!!"



"But there's more, now the spider will pick up a table." And the spider easily picks up the table.



The men, not letting the spider impress them, only boo it. "Now gentlemen, this tiny spider will pick up the bar!!" And the spider spits on his hands, rubs them together and makes a great effort, but it picks up the bar!!!



The men, a little impressed ask, "What else can it do??" So the man says, "Now, it will pick up the bar with everyone of us on it!!" Thinking it couldn't be done, the men start to get on the bar until there's like 40 guys on it.



The spider looks worried but starts walking towards the bar with an air of determination. Suddenly, a woman walks into the bar, sees the spider on the floor walking towards the bar, and steps on it. "You bunch of pussies, scared of a little spider!!!!"

[Aragon]

:wrongf: :wrongf:

[Xetox]

There are you happy...I moved it!

[admiralacid]

"wrong forum" sign?

Wheres the "dumb joke" sign?

[Raybdbomb]

i never read the jokes, but a.a made me with that last post



and i must say, that was REALLY gay

[Xetox]

you all where the dumbass's that read it......well so was I, but I figured I would make you suffer.



and I must agree with ray that, he really is gay!

[Raybdbomb]

oooooooooooooh ray got told....



wait....

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need a guy holding a sign saying "Ray is gay!"

[Dark]

I thought someone made that awhile ago