Toilet Paper

[The Ghost]

The Miracle Of Toilet Paper



Fresh from her shower,

a woman stands in front of the mirror,

complaining to her husband that

her breasts are too small.



Instead of characteristically telling

her it's not so, her husband

uncharacteristically comes up with

a suggestion.



"If you want your breasts to grow,

then every day take a piece of toilet

paper and rub it between your breasts

for a few seconds."



Willing to try anything, the wife fetches

a piece of toilet paper and stands in front

of the mirror, rubbing it between her breasts.



"How long will this take?" she asks.



"They will grow larger over a period

of years," he replies.



The wife stops. "Do you really think

rubbing a piece of toilet paper between

my breasts every day will make my

breasts larger over the years?"



Without missing a beat the husband

says, "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"



He lives, and with a great deal of

therapy, may even walk again.

(Stupid, stupid man.)

[Blunt]

ROFL now thats funny