Lessons

[The Ghost]

My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get

married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my

girlfriend! She was a dream!



There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was my

mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all

beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted me, quite obviously too, and made

me feel uncomfortable.



One day, she called me and asked me to come over, to check the invitations.



So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon

I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she can't

overcome. So before I get married and commit my life to her daughter, she

wants to make love to me just once.



What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.



So, she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come

and get me. I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs.



I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front

door... I opened it, and stepped out of the house.



Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and

said, we are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test. We

couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the

family.



Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in your car.

[Platinum]

laugh good one

[The Ghost]

I thought someone would get a good kick outta this one

[iNViSiGOD]

rofl f00kin funny man! another for me to print for my co-workers!

[Blunt]

now thats one fuked up test heh