bzzz says the bee (slightly rude)

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One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making

love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom

window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her

vagina. The woman started screaming "Oh my god, help me,

there's a bee in my vagina!" The husband

immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the

situation.



The doctor thought for a moment and said "Hmm, tricky

situation. But I have a solution to the problem if young sir

would permit." The husband being very

concerned agreed that the doctor could use whatever method to

get the bee out of his wife's vagina. The doctor said "OK,

what I'm gonna do is rub some honey over the top of my penis

and insert it into your wife's vagina. When I feel the bee

getting closer to the tip of my penis I shall withdraw it and

the bee should hopefully follow my penis out of your wife's

vagina. The husband nodded and gave his

approval. The young lady said "Yes, Yes, whatever, just get

on with it."





So the doctor, after covering the tip of his penis with

honey, inserted it into the young lady's vagina. After a few

gentle strokes, the doctor said, "I don't think the bee has

noticed the honey yet. Perhaps I should go a bit deeper." So

the doctor went deeper and deeper. After a while the doctor

began shafting the young lady very hard indeed.





The young lady began to quiver with excitement. She began

to moan and groan aloud.





The doctor, concentrating very hard, looked like he was

enjoying himself, he then put his hands on the young lady's

breasts and started making loud noises.





The husband at this point suddenly became very annoyed and

shouted, "Now wait a minute! What the Hell do you think

you're doing?" The doctor, still

concentrating, replied, "Change of plan. I'm gonna drown the

bastard!"

[NIN]

roflmao

good one

[Platinum]

hA

[iNViSiGOD]

egrin, that would have been my first plan :D

[Delete]

lol yea, im with invisigod

[Raybdbomb]

he "comes before he's ready"

[Blunt]

lol that was good

[YaMamaBitch]

hehe.. funny

[zan]

so uhm... what happened to the Bee? and how loose was that girl to begin with if she cranked open her legs and the bee flew right in. Did she just get done having intercourse with a MAC truck or something?

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she was a slut, it's like throwing a hot dog down a hallway