the 5 things most important to a pizza delivery guy

[Prince Galahad]

#1 a car - need a car or else delivering teh pizza will take ages and by the time its delivered it will be cold



#2 a map - gotta know where the hell your going, or else its really no point in delivering pizza



#3 a porno - gotta keep yourself busy while waiting for a delivery



#4 money - need money for gas



#5 a life - THATS RIGHT, A LIFE FOR ALL YOU MOFOS WHO WANT A SHOT AT BEING A PIZZA DELIVERY GUY... GODDAMN IF YOU NEED ALL OF THE ABOVE THEN BEING A PIZZA DELIVERY GUY IS REALLY REALLY POINTLESS



(cept for partys :hump: )

[Speed]

Delivery driving is awesome. It's the best job for someone with a car/insurance/good driving record. Well, the best job for a teenager. Who wouldn't like to make $15-25 an hour tax free? I was an assistant manager at a pizza hut for 2 years. I made $25k a year plus bonuses. That's pretty good for an 18/19 year old. I would pick up a driving shift here and there whenever I could. I would work for two or three hours through the rush and come out with $40+. I know that Pizza Hut is the best delivery business to get in to. I've talked to people that have worked at them all. Nobody else compares, you make twice as much at Pizza Hut as you do anywhere else. My full time 40 hour drivers worked 6 days a week and came out with $600-1000 a week in tips alone, not to mention a paycheck. I had a guy makin over $50k a year. The only reason I'm posting this is cause I'm unsure of your point in this thread. I didn't know if you were knocking driving or not.

[Prince Galahad]

heh

wrong thread brah

[Prince Galahad]

oppz

levermind

*is half asleep*