Costume Party

[MissThang]

A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party.



She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the

party alone. He being a devoted husband, protested, but she

argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to

bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not

going. So he took his costume and away he went.



The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without

pain and as it was still early, she decided to go the party.



In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she

thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see

how he acted when she was not with him.



She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting

around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he

could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.

His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe

herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time

to the new stuff that had just arrived.



She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her

husband.



Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she

agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little

bang. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and

went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering

what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.



She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind

of a time he had. He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I

never have a good time when you're not there."



Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"



He replied, I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I

got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we

went into the den and played poker all evening. But you're not

going to believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume

to......."

[Vegeta]

Ha Ha Ha! I actually smiled and laughed at this one.