Xetox goes to the pub, and says to Admiral Acid, "You won't believe what happened. I was taking a short cut along the railway track, and I found a girl tied to it. I untied her, and then we had sex over and over again, all the positions, everything.
Admiral Acid replies, "That's great: did you get oral sex?"
Oh, no: I never found her head.
something morbid
Re: something morbid
That's pretty dirty, but funny.
Re: something morbid
f'n Admiral, I told him not to say anything!