Joe #2

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Brunt
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Joe #2

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Joe is a little slow in this one, MUST READ OUTLOUD, and follow directions



Joe has a speech impediment.



Joes mom walks him to the bus stop, and tells Joe that he must wait here for the bus, and when it comes to ask if this is the bus he takes to school. Joes mom goes home.



Joe waits for the bus, and when it arrives, the door opens and he asks the bus driver (say it like your mentally challanged)"Is dis da bus I take to go to school?"



The bus driver comes out of the bus and smacks him on the head and takes off. Joe runs home and tells his mom the bus driver smacked him. Joes mom just thought maybe he was teased or to scared to get on the bus, and is thinking to herself they will try again tomorrow.



Next day, same events, mom drops off Joe, bus comes, Joe asks (say it like your mentally challanged)"Is dis da bus I take to go to school?"



The bus driver comes down again and smacks him even harder, giving Joe a bloody nose. Joe runs home.



Joes mom now seeing the bloody nose goes directly to the office at the school and start yelling at everyone. They get everyone togather, mom, Joe and the bus driver.



After everything is calm down, they ask the bus driver why he kept hitting the boy.



The bus driver says (say it like your mentally challanged)"He kep makin' fun of me."



HAHA, I know...its better if someone is saying it and your not reading it...ok, good night.
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