Joe was sitting in class, and the teacher asks, if there was 3 birds on a power wire, and a man driving by shot one dead(yeah this is like the 3rd grade), how many birds would be left on the wire?
Joe raises his hand, teacher calls on him, and he says "none", the teacher says "Well, no thats not right Joe."
Joe gives her a weird look, and says "Yes, it is, there would be no birds left on the wire." Teacher again says "Sorry Joe, but your incorrect."
Joe looks at her and says "But if the man shot one bird, the sound of the gun would scare the rest of them away, and there would be none."
The teacher looks really surprised and says "Wow, Joe...that wasn't the answer I was looking for, I like the way you think.
LATER ON
Everyone was reading a book, when Joe raises his hand, and waits to be called on.
The teacher calls on Joe, and Joe says "I have a question for you. If you have 3 woman sitting on a park bench, one eatting a bannana, one sucking on a sucker, and one licking a lolli-pop, which one is married?"
Teacher thinks for a minute, and says "The one sucking on the sucker."
Joe smiles and says "The one wearing the wedding ring, but I like the way you think.