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Ida Mae passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911-operator told Bubba that

she would send someone out right away.



"Where do you live?" asked the operator.



Bubba replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive.



" The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?"



After a long pause, Bubba said, "How 'bout I drag her over

to Oak Street and you pick her up there?"



******



An Arkansas State trooper pulls over a pickup truck on I-40

and says to the driver, "Got any ID?"



The driver says, "'Bout what?"



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How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky hotel?



When you call the front desk and say "I've got a leak in my sink,"

and the person at the front desk says, "Go ahead."

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