Attracting Girls [Archive] - ForumsHQ

[Tristian]

An Irishman was in the South of France, and could

not understand why Pierre had attracted all the

girls at the beach and he pulled nothing.



So he asked Pierre, "Why do you get all the girls

and I get nothing?"



Pierre said "It's because I wear a Speedo bathing

suit. The women, they love to see a man in a Speedo."



So the Irishman buys a Speedo and tosses his baggy

shorts in the garbage. He struts up and down the

beach but still he has no luck attracting any women.



He finds Pierre again and asks for his advice.



Pierre, taking a look at Paddy in his Speedo says,

"Take a potato, tuck it in your Speedo, it drives

the women wild."



So the Irishman stuffed a potato in his Speedo and

paraded up and the beach once again.



Many hours later, still no woman. So the Irishman

went to see Pierre again and said, "I've tried the

Speedo bathing suit, I've tried the potato but it

doesn't work".



Pierre looked at the Irishman and said "Have you

tried putting the potato in the front?"

[Aragon]

saw that coming

[Speed]

nod, coulda been done better

[Xetox]

yep...but still kinda funny