Some things you just can't explain.
E-I-E-I-Oh shit.
A farmer is sitting in the village pub getting pissed.
A man comes in and asks the farmer, 'Hey, why are you
sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?'
Farmer: 'Some things you just can't explain.'
Man: 'So what happened that is so horrible?'
Farmer: 'Well, if you must know, today I was sitting
by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about
full, she took her left leg and kicked it over'
Man: 'That's not so bad, what's the big deal?'
Farmer: 'Some things you just can't explain. '
Man: 'So then what happened?'
Farmer: 'I took her left leg and tied it to the post
on the left with some rope. Then I sat down and
continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about
full she took her right leg and kicked it over. '
Man: 'Again? So what did you do then?'
Farmer: 'I took her right leg and tied it to the post
on the right. '
Man: 'And then what.'
Farmer: 'I sat back down and continued to milk her and
just as I got the bucket just about full, the stupid
cow knocked over the bucket with her tail.'
Man: 'Wow, you must have been pretty upset.'
Farmer: 'Some things you just can't explain.'
Man: 'So then what did you do?'
Farmer: 'Well, I didn't have any more rope, so I took
off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. At that
moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in.'
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Hey, that sound like something Plat would do.. ;)