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Platinum
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This is the transcript of the ACTUAL radio conversation of a US naval

ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October

1995. Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations 10-10-95.

Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees the North to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the Captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert

YOUR course.

Canadians: No. I say again, you divert YOUR course.

Americans: THIS IS THE AIRCRAFT CARRIER USS LINCOLN, THE SECOND LARGEST

SHIP IN THE UNITED STATES' ATLANTIC FLEET. WE ARE ACCOMPANIED BY

THREE DESTROYERS, THREE CRUISERS AND NUMEROUS SUPPORT VESSELS. I DEMAND

THAT YOU CHANGE YOUR COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH, I SAY AGAIN, THAT'S ONE

FIVE DEGREES NORTH, OR COUNTER-MEASURES WILL BE UNDERTAKEN TO ENSURE THE SAFETY OF THIS SHIP.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call!

And us Canadians are dumb.
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Blow the island up!
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Post by Aragon »

lol are u for real thats true? :lol:
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Post by cane_22 »

Blow that fucker up.. lol
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Post by War Hawk »

level the lighthouse....
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Post by Platinum »

heh i got it in email or something..says its true but i dunno..the canadian is dumb for not saying that its a lighthouse right off, but i believe an american would be that arrogant:)
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Post by Drago »

I still say we blow up the lighthouse.. what the hell was it doing there in the first place? stupid lighthouse.



-Drago
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Post by Delete »

What? It's the fuckin Canadian's fault for building a lighthouse in the ship's fuckin way! Don't you Canadian faggots know how to treat Americans? Like fuckin gold! If it wasn't for America, Canada would be 99% GERMAN! So would the country all them fuckers came from (Pussy ass France who cemented guns aimed at the frontline.. Guess the Germans took the backdoor.. hahaha suckers)... ANYWAY... Blame Canada.







Look, it's the friendly American monkey (Our President) :wizz: http://canflag.ptbcanadian.com/images/regular/50x25.jpg :fyou:
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Post by YaMamaBitch »

Delete - you're an idiot.



:rant:
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Post by Reckless »

They had to have built that there overnight!! because with our vast intelligence and whatnot, we have up to date maps, so it would've had to have been built like that day or so. Yeah! *rolls eyes*:wstupid:
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