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[Xetox]

The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man

has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This

is a handy guide that should be as a common driver's license in the wallet

of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?

SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?

SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?

DANGEROUS: Are you wearing that?

SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.

SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?

SAFER: Could we be overreacting?

SAFEST: Here's fifty dollars.

DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?

SAFER: You know, there are a lot of apples left.

SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

And my personal favorite.....

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?

SAFER: I hope you didn't over do it today.

SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!

Pass this on to all of your hormonal friends and those who might need a

good laugh!

[-=insipid=-]

xetox, that was gay.