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[Xetox]

A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was

severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft

any skin from her body because she was too skinny, so the husband

offered to donate some of his own skin. The only skin on his body

that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his

buttocks.

The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where

the skin came from, and requested that the doctor also honor their

secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.

After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's

new beauty. She looked more beautiful than she ever had before! All

her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful

beauty!

One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with

emotion at his sacrifice.

She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for

me. There is no way I could ever repay you."

"My darling," he replied, "think nothing of it. I get all the thanks

I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."

[Raybdbomb]

gh33y

[Aragon]

HAHHAHAHAHA. Now THATS funny.

[thehuman]

That was pretty good.

[Raybdbomb]

wtf that was stupid as hell

[Xetox]

Again I am the king of dumb ass jokes