Druggie Christmas :) [Archive] - ForumsHQ

[MrBlack]

'Twas the night of the party

And all through the town

No cops were a stirrin'

No *pigs* were around.

The joints were all rolled

And piled in stacks...

In hopes that by midnight

We'd be blown to the max!

We drank Seagram Sevens

And smoked Panama Reds,

While visions of munchies

Danced in our heads.

Then all of a sudden

Came a knock at the door,

We all yelled "PIGS!"

And dove to the floor.

Yet what to our red glazed

Eyes should appear,

But a pound of Columbian

And TWO kegs of beer.

The man at the door

Just gave us a smile,

So we invited him in

To party awhile.

He sat in the corner

And started to roll

So we filled up his glass

And lit up a bowl.

We then heard him say,

(As he flew to the sky)

"Merryjuana to all...

And to all, a good high!"