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[Xetox]

There was a guy who just got out of a really bad

divorce with his wife. One day, he found a genie's lamp.

The genie came out and said," Hello master. I will grant

you three wishes but, what ever you wish for your wife gets double."

The guy didn't like that part but he made a wish anyway.

For his first wish, he said,

"Genie, I want a house in Hawaii." POOF!!! He got one house,

his wife got two. This didn't make him happy but, he made his second wish.

"Genie,I want 2 billion dollars." POOF! He got two billion,

his wife four billion. By now, this guy isn't very happy.

The genie says,"You have one wish left. I have to remind you,

what ever you wish for your wife gets double." The guy says,

" Yeah,yeah.I know." So the guy thinks real hard and says "

I got it! Genie, beat me half to death!!"

[Aragon]

now who didn't see that coming from a mile away