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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING

A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE

INTERRUPTS, "HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE

LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?

IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW,"

HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS

ANGRILY; "FIX THE LIGHT? NOW?

DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE A GE LOGO

PRINTED ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK SO!"

THE WIFE ASKS, "WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX

THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT."

TO WHICH HE REPLIED, "FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?

DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE

WESTINGHOUSE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I

DON'T THINK SO."

"FINE," SHE SAYS "THEN YOU COULD AT

LEAST FIX THE STEPS TO THE FRONT

DOOR? THEY'RE ABOUT TO BREAK,"

"I'M NOT A DAMN CARPENTER AND I DON'T

WANT TO FIX STEPS," HE SAYS. "DOES

IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN

ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON'T THINK

SO. I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. I'M GOING TO

THE BAR !!!"

SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A

COUPLE OF HOURS. HE STARTS TO FEEL

GUILTY ABOUT HOW HE TREATED HIS WIFE,

AND DECIDES TO GO HOME AND HELP OUT.

AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES

THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED. AS HE

ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE HALL LIGHT

IS WORKING. AS HE GOES TO GET

A BEER, HE NOTICES THE FRIDGE DOOR IS

FIXED.

'HONEY," HE ASKS, "HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?"

"WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT OUTSIDE

AND CRIED. JUST THEN A NICE

YOUNG MAN ASKED ME WHAT WAS WRONG,

AND I TOLD HIM. HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE

REPAIRS, AND ALL I HAD TO DO

WAS EITHER GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE."

HE SAID, "SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE HIM?"

SHE REPLIED, "HELLOOOOO.......DO YOU SEE

BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?

I DON'T THINK SO!"