Two women go out one weekend without their husbands.
As they came back, right before dawn, both of them
drunk, they felt the urge to pee. They noticed the
only place to stop was a cemetery. Scared and drunk,
they stopped and decided to go there anyway.
The first one did not have anything to clean herself
with, so she took off her panties and used them to
clean herself and discarded them.
The second not finding anything either, thought "I'm
not getting rid of my panties..." so she used the
ribbon of a flower wreath to clean herself.
The morning after, the two husbands were talking to
each other on the phone, and one says to the other:
" We have to be on the look-out, it seems that these
two were up to no good last night, my wife came home
without her panties...".
The other one responded: "You're lucky, mine came home
with a card stuck to her butt that read, "We will never
forget you."
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Pwyll
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A lady from California purchased a piece of timberland in Oregon. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted to get a good view of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top, she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the lady slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her private parts....
In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest doctor. He listened to her story then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help her.
She sat and waited for three hours before the doctor reappeared.
The angry lady demanded, "What took you so long?"
The unperturbed doctor replied, "I had to get permits from the
Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area."
In considerable pain, she hurried to the nearest doctor. He listened to her story then told her to go into the examining room and he would see if he could help her.
She sat and waited for three hours before the doctor reappeared.
The angry lady demanded, "What took you so long?"
The unperturbed doctor replied, "I had to get permits from the
Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area."
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heh, pwyll....noone'll see it inside a post