woodelf lord....

[Raybdbomb]

Ray, lvl 48 HoG ninja on phrancheyez



not a great cap, but showing to those who didn't believe i could





11:17am Ray gossips: think i can take woodelf lord?

11:17am Ray gossips: that's good for 4 mil

11:17am Syd gossips: what lvl?

11:17am Ray gossips: 48

11:17am Ray gossips: i ph34r his earthfist tho

11:17am Syd gossips: yea if ur a wh would have no prob

11:17am Ray gossips: but only 825 hps = 2-3 rounds

11:17am Owl gossips: he will nuke u an i will laugh

11:17am Syd gossips: or pally

11:18am Owl gossips: his spells do around100-300 a rd

11:19am Owl gossips: lets put it this way ray i barely kill him when i go kill him

11:19am Ray gossips: that's cuz u suck :P

11:19am Ray gossips: i got hte power of backstab on my side

11:19am Owl gossips: go try an kill himill watch u hang than ill laugh at u go for it

11:19am Ray gossips: k

11:19am Syd gossips: hm ray you'll prolly get pwned being a ninja

11:19am Syd gossips: backstabs suck first off :)

11:19am Ray gossips: and then again, probably not

11:19am Syd gossips: and him and his buddies will slow you

11:20am Owl gossips: yer not thinkin of the 20 or so wardancers that like to hang out

11:20am Owl gossips: THEY will own u

11:20am Ray gossips: they don't protect him

11:20am Syd gossips: or not slow but petr or somnethin that druids cast

11:20am Owl gossips: lol i cant wait to see this

11:20am Owl gossips: they plague vine slow necro beam

11:20am Ray gossips: only attack you if oyu're evil

11:20am Owl gossips: or if u hit lord

11:20am Ray gossips: nope, don't think so

11:20am Owl gossips: look im telin u from exp

11:21am Owl gossips: i killed him many times but be my guest go get owned

11:21am Ray gossips: k

11:21am Ray gossips: and no they don't move to protect

11:21am Syd gossips: im pretty sure guys around him fight back

11:21am Ray gossips: this is 1v1

11:21am Syd gossips: they dont get in the way but

11:21am Ray gossips: i'm looking at the dats, they tell me no, syd

11:21am Owl gossips: i know they dont ptoect but they will swing on u

11:22am Ray gossips: no they won't if i'm not evil

11:22am Syd gossips: nod owl

11:22am Spammer gossips: If yer not evil. Woofelfies don't swing on you.

11:22am Syd gossips: its not like they'll move to protect and ytou'll engage them instead

11:22am Ray gossips: nope

11:22am Syd gossips: whoops

11:22am Owl gossips: but u will have lord+10 or so wardancers swingin at you...and trust me u cant dodge that well

11:22am Ray gossips: hello idget we've established the others don't attack

11:23am Ray gossips: lol

11:23am Spammer telepaths: He ain't the brightest crayon in the box. heh.

11:23am Owl gossips: shrug i killed him last night an they did

11:23am /spam no shit

11:23am Ray gossips: perhaps cuz you were fiend? :P

11:23am Syd gossips: only 1 way to be sure

11:23am Ray gossips: nod

11:23am Owl gossips: nope neutral

11:24am Ray gossips: hehe

11:24am Owl gossips: no brain no pain

11:25am Ray gossips: ...

11:25am Ozz just left the Realm.

11:25am Owl gossips: at any rate got things to do ill be afk a while

11:26am Ozz just entered the Realm.

11:26am Ray gossips: k

11:26am Ray gossips: i'll let you know when i win

11:26am Ray gossips: i'll even post the cap on mmb for ya

11:26am Owl gossips: wont impress anyone

11:26am Ray gossips: ...

11:26am Ray gossips: wait

11:26am Ray gossips: i thought you were sure i'd die?

11:26am Owl gossips: noone cares bout yer posts ray heh

11:27am Owl gossips: shrug u prob will but there is a thing called stupid luck

11:27am Ray gossips: snicker

11:27am Spammer gossips: Yes. Yes there is.

11:27am Ray gossips: so you're saying WHEN i kill him, it will e luck?

11:27am Ray gossips: listen to yourself :P

11:27am Owl gossips: nod

11:27am Owl gossips: if a 52 witchy barely survives him solo what cvhance does a 48 ninja

11:27am Major gossips: are either of you female.... because you sound like it

11:27am Spammer gossips: And I generally consider people that can't even speak in coherant sentances, stupid fucks.

11:27am Ray gossips: stay tuned to find out

11:28am Ozz gossips: hahaha

11:29am /pen @good

11:29am Penii telepaths: {Done}

11:29am Ray gossips: ok

11:29am Ray gossips: now who wants his head?

11:29am Ray gossips: i have tow of them

11:30am Ray gossips: and 200 hps to spare

11:30am Ray gossips: yawn

11:30am Owl gossips: there were like 5 in his room

11:30am Ray gossips: You critically slice woodelf lord for 86 damage!

11:30am Ray gossips: The woodelf lord eyes you pitiously, and dies.

11:30am Ray gossips: You gain 4000000 experience.

11:30am Ray gossips: are you accusing me of lying about killing him? lol

11:30am Owl gossips: thats nice no go script or somethign cuz noone cares.....afk

11:30am Ray gossips: that's what i thought ;)

11:30am Ray gossips: [head of the woodelf lord weight calculated as 47]

11:31am Spammer gossips: But Ray! How did you survive the armies of woodelfs attacking you?

11:31am Ray gossips: and syd, and owl, adn whoever else didn't believe me, his friends don't move to protect

11:31am Spammer gossips: ~dundundun~

11:31am Ray gossips: yea, it must be my dodge

11:31am Ray gossips: :-P

11:31am Owl gossips: ray=int of moo

11:31am Ray gossips: moo is my bitch

11:31am Owl gossips: dealt with one moron deal with more

11:31am Spammer gossips: Aint that like the pot callin the kettle black?

11:31am Ray gossips: snicker owl





here's your cap





[HP=576]:eq winged

use winged

eq tabi

You have removed black dragon tabi.

You are now wearing winged sandals.

The wings on your sandals glow slightly!

You feel fast!

You have removed winged sandals.

You are now wearing black dragon tabi.

[HP=576]:sn

slord

Attempting to sneak...

se

Sneaking...

Silverwood Forest, Warded Arch

You notice black cauldron here.

Also here: fierce woodelf ranger, big woodelf ranger, large woodelf ranger,

woodelf ranger, woodelf guard, happy woodelf guard, big woodelf wardancer,

woodelf wardancer, woodelf lord, woodelf guard, thin woodelf wardancer, big

woodelf wardancer, fat woodelf citizen, small woodelf wardancer, thin woodelf

citizen.

Obvious exits: northwest

[HP=576]:A dark cloud passes over you

*Combat Engaged*

You surprise slice woodelf lord for 285 damage!

Fire burns woodelf lord for 13 damage!

Woodelf lord casts earthfist on you for 279 damage!

woodelf lord makes an arcane gesture!

A hideous plague consumes you!

You are plagued!

[HP=349]:(Dmg:285 Tot:730)

[HP=349]:bs lo

*Combat Off*

*Combat Engaged*

You swing at woodelf lord!

You cut woodelf lord for 3 damage!

Fire burns woodelf lord for 12 damage!

You critically slash woodelf lord for 116 damage!

Fire burns woodelf lord for 5 damage!

You critically slash woodelf lord for 119 damage!

Fire burns woodelf lord for 14 damage!

You critically slash woodelf lord for 94 damage!

Fire burns woodelf lord for 11 damage!

The woodelf lord strikes you for 7 damage!

The woodelf lord swings at you with their silverwood staff, but you dodge!

The woodelf lord makes an arcane gesture!

A cluster of vines swell from the ground!

You are entangled!

[HP=342]:(Dmg:332 Tot:1062)

l lord

woodelf lord

This tall, well-built elf has a commanding air about him. Garbed in shimmering

silvery robes and wielding a shining silverwood staff, he is the definition of

regal. Although he appears stern, a hint of warmth and compassion can be seen

in his eyes.

He appears to be very critically wounded.

Woodelf lord casts earthfist on you for 231 damage!

The woodelf lord swings at you with their silverwood staff!

Woodelf lord casts stoneskin!

You critically slice woodelf lord for 75 damage!

Fire burns woodelf lord for 14 damage!

You critically slice woodelf lord for 86 damage!

5 gold drop to the ground.

The woodelf lord eyes you pitiously, and dies.

You gain 4000000 experience.

*Combat Off*

[HP=157]:

Silverwood Forest, Warded Arch

You notice 5 gold crowns, 2 head of the woodelf lord, silverwood helm, black

[head of the woodelf lord added to known items]

cauldron here.

Also here: fierce woodelf ranger, big woodelf ranger, large woodelf ranger,

woodelf ranger, woodelf guard, happy woodelf guard, big woodelf wardancer,

woodelf wardancer, woodelf guard, thin woodelf wardancer, big woodelf

wardancer, fat woodelf citizen, small woodelf wardancer, thin woodelf citizen.

Obvious exits: northwest

[HP=157]:g sok

The effects of entangle wear off!

[HP=157]:You don't see sok here.

[HP=157]:gos ok

Ray gossips: ok

[HP=157]:gos now who wants his head?

Ray gossips: now who wants his head?

[HP=157]:g h

You took silverwood helm.

[HP=157]:gos i have tow of them

g h

Ray gossips: i have tow of them

You took head of the woodelf lord.

[HP=169]:g h

You took head of the woodelf lord.

[HP=169]:

[artic_3000]

don't leave us hangin,ray

what happened next?

[Raybdbomb]

he went afk