A bus carrying only ugly people is involved in a crash, and
everyone on the bus dies. They go to Heaven. Because of the grief
they have suffered, God decides to grant them one wish each, before
they enter Paradise.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what their
wish is.
The person answers, "I want to be beautiful," and so God snaps
His fingers, and it is done.
The second one in line sees this and says "I want to be
beautiful
too." Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while, but when God is halfway down the
line, the last person in line starts laughing. When there are
only ten people left, this man is rolling on the floor, laughing
his pants off.
Finally, God gets to the end of the line and asks the laughing
one what his wish will be.
The man eventually catches his breath, and says: "Make 'em all
ugly again".
Souds like something I would do!
Re: Souds like something I would do!
damn that's fucked up, haha
Re: Souds like something I would do!
thats some quality right there! :yay: :yay: :yay: