Masturbating

[Speed]

http://kaneel.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/worldrecord.php







Noooooooo way in hell.

[Kai Shadowbane]

http://kaneel.swellserver.com/news/top_stories/worldrecord.php







Noooooooo way in hell.



1) I'm disturbed anyone actually looked at something like this



2) That has got to be the biggest hoax I have ever seen



...



well besides Xetox's... and Aragorn's, oh well

ok, so it's not one of the biggest hoaxes I have ever seen, but it still is one.

[Raybdbomb]

beat me by 1, damn.

[Blunt]

beat me by 1, damn.



reach arounds don't count ray

[Demonic]

"masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".





"my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning".



Now that is pretty damn funny.

[MrBlack]

And who was the judge? Did he record it for posterity, or was someone watching him the entire time?

And would anyone tell people about holding that record?

[Luther]

And who was the judge? Did he record it for posterity, or was someone watching him the entire time?

And would anyone tell people about holding that record?



The poor Judge that would have to set threw that hehe, ok 2 of 28 for the record you can do it Johnny. They said he had three tv's running porn at once, now who was changing dvd's or tapes?

[Luther]

http://www.hollywoodhangover.com/checktov.JPG