Good Morning Laugh!!!!!!

[Pwyll]

This is a story about a couple who had been happily married

for years. The only friction in their marriage was the

husband's habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke.



The noise would wake his wife and the smell would make her eyes water

and make her gasp for air.



Every morning she would plead with him to stop ripping them

off because it was making her sick. He told her he couldn't

stop it and that it was perfectly natural. She told him to

see a doctor; she was concerned that one day he would blow

his guts out.



The years went by and he continued to rip them out!

Then one Thanksgiving morning as she was preparing the

turkey for dinner and he was upstairs sound asleep, she

looked at the bowl where she had put the turkey innards and

neck, gizzard, liver and all the spare parts and a

malicious thought came to her. She took the bowl and went

upstairs where her husband was sound asleep and, gently

pulling back the bed covers, she pulled back the elastic

waistband of his underpants and emptied the bowl of

turkey guts into his shorts.



Some time later she heard her husband waken

with > his > usual trumpeting which was followed by a blood-curdling

scream

and the sound of frantic footsteps as he ran into the bathroom. The

wife

could hardly control herself as she rolled on the floor laughing, tears

in

her eyes!



After years of torture she reckoned she had got him back

pretty >good. > About twenty minutes later, her husband

came downstairs in his bloodstained underpants with a look of horror on

his

face.

She bit her lip as >she asked him what was the matter. He said, "Honey,

you

were right.



All these years you have warned me and I didn't listen to you." "What

do

you mean?" asked his wife. "Well, you always told me that one day I

would

end up farting my guts out, and today it finally happened. But by the

grace of God, some Vaseline, and these two fingers,



I think I got most of them back in."

[Prince Galahad]

thats just sick and wrong