A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. Suddenlythe sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord said, "Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
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The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I want."
The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the
enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. The supports
required to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and
steel it would take! It will nearly exhaust several natural resources. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that would honor and glorify me."
The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I
wish that I could understand my wife! I want to know how she feels inside,what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says 'nothing's wrong', and how I can make a woman truly happy."
The Lord replied, "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"
Bridge
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Hanover Fist
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Re: Bridge
Hahahahha.
Yup, positive proof, that God isn't married.
Hanover Fist
Mrs God, "GOOD LORD! I TOLD YOU I WANTED PINK OCEANS! BLAH BLAH BLAH YADDA YADDA!"
Yup, positive proof, that God isn't married.
Hanover Fist
Mrs God, "GOOD LORD! I TOLD YOU I WANTED PINK OCEANS! BLAH BLAH BLAH YADDA YADDA!"
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YaMamaBitch
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Re: Bridge
hehe.. no one will ever understand women:)
Re: Bridge
noone really wants to.... Just get back in the kitchen and make me some pie!