lil story

[Raybdbomb]

I was happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year, and so we

decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends

encouraged me, and my girlfriend - she was a dream!



There was only one thing bothering me, and that was my mother-in-law

to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and

sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, quite obviously too, and made me

feel uncomfortable.



One day, she called me and asked me to come over, to check the

invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered

to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires

for me that she couldn't overcome. So before I get married and commit my

life to her daughter, she wants to make love to me just once..



What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. So,

she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it, just come

and get me. I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the

stairs. I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to

the front door... I opened it, and stepped out of the house.



Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged

me and said: "We are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little

test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome

to the family".



Lesson learned:



Always keep your condoms in your car.

[Helmut]

http://mmb.forumshq.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=4428



like 2 weeks ago man.....jeez

[Raybdbomb]

god damn son of a bitch...



i don't ever read the other jokes in this forum unless i'm really bored

[Helmut]

it's okay...at least the joke is still funny

[Speed]

Ray's still gay.

[Xetox]

lol......still funny!

[YaMamaBitch]

yep still funny

[Hobo_Bill]

I laughed so hard I spilled coffee on my fucking keyboard.. my boss is gonna be pissed hehe...