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[Raybdbomb]

if this isn't masturbation, i don't know what is



Dark Cave

You see cockatrice here.

Obvious exits: north, south.

[ HP:107 SP:31 MF:63 ] [100%]: a

You prepare to attack cockatrice...

You swing at cockatrice with your nature's hand, but miss.

Cockatrice turns you to stone!

Cockatrice bites you for 8 damage!

You are stunned!

Cockatrice lunges at you with its teeth, but misses.

You are stunned!

Cockatrice bites you for 6 damage!

You swing at cockatrice with your nature's hand, but miss.

Cockatrice bites you for 6 damage!

You critically smack cockatrice for 15 damage!

Cockatrice bites you for 7 damage!

You swing at cockatrice with your nature's hand, but miss.

Cockatrice lunges at you with its teeth, but misses.

Helmut gossips: "hehe"

You smack cockatrice for 7 damage!

Cockatrice lunges at you with its teeth, but misses.

You swing at cockatrice with your nature's hand, but miss.

Cockatrice lunges at you with its teeth, but misses.

You smack cockatrice for 6 damage!

Cockatrice bites you for 7 damage!

You smack cockatrice for 6 damage!

Cockatrice bites you for 8 damage!

You smack cockatrice for 8 damage!

Cockatrice bites you for 7 damage!

You smack cockatrice for 9 damage!

Cockatrice is dead!

You gain 190 experience points.

[Raybdbomb]

i was hoping the nature's hand would do the "drain" on the "cock"atrice



:lol:

[Helmut]

nature's hand smackin around the cock eh?

[Speed]

Ray, that was utterly stupid.

[Raybdbomb]

speed's just mad cuz he was confirmed gay by the gay test :lol:

[Speed]

You said in that post that if you think you are 1% gay, then you are gay. Guess what ray, you are 20 times gayer than 1%. You jump around your own words too much.

[Raybdbomb]

the test obviously over-exaggerates by about 20% :P

[Delete]

since when was there any doubt that ray is much gayer then 20%?? I'm sayin upwards of 80-90%... he still admits he likes girls a little bit...

[Raybdbomb]

nevermind.... :P