Do your neighbors suck like mine?

Cougar

Do your neighbors suck like mine?

Post by Cougar »

I don't know about you guys and where u live, but I live in a 3 story condo complex. I am also lucky to be on the third floor in a building with no elevator cuz its such a ghetto place to live. Well in these case scenarios you find many things that you don't find out of the ordinary like for example: you hear other people on your floor fuck and watch tv, on your way up the stairs you can smell what everyone is having for dinner, some jerkoff always blasts their radio in the morning to wake u up, and you always hear couples fighting. All this is very common to us all...except my downstairs neighbors. I live with my woman in a condo that we own with all hardwood floors and were up at various hours but no one around us gives a fuck cuz its part of living in an apartment/condo situation. What really kills me is that their my age and act like their 60 year old geezers that have fine tuned hearing aids. We simply walk on the floor and they pick up a broom and knock on our celings. My girlfriend the other night dropped an extension cord and they fuckin woke up to that. So after the letter and threats that came to our door, my girlfriend and I went downstairs and reemed them a new asshole for their analness. We've made every fuckin effort to be quiet as shit but they fuckin knock ar our celing at 6pm on a Saturday; thats str8 up bullshiat. Well now they have a habbit of calling the cops when they hear me and my girl fighting. Hell we had a snowstorm where 2feet of snow fell a month or two ago and they called them in for that bullshit. Well I finally had it and started callin the cops on them when I hear their tv blare thru the cracks of the floor and when they fight, etc etc etc. But the stuggle continues.



So another buddy of mine has it worse. He has a nice system attached to his computer and is a big UT fan. So one night he was living there for 4 days now and his bitch neighbor down below him called the cops about a murder. 3 cars show up on his block and what was he doing? Playing UT really loud. Another night we were celebrating him getting engaged and broke open a bottle of bubbly. Well that cork spun off and fuckin hit the celing, wall and then floor. Cops were called cuz "we were bouncing a wooden ball againsed the floor repedetly" The cops have been called so much they know the dude by first name. I just wanna know is it just me or do some of your neighbors act like retards?



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NIN

Re: Do your neighbors suck like mine?

Post by NIN »

they on some strung-out hard CrAcK!!!

no, im serious



i dont like a few of our neighbors... no big deal
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Re: Do your neighbors suck like mine?

Post by Platinum »

our neighbors dont really bother us..we got a 2 story apartment (really its 3 stories..1st floor is 1 apt, 2nd/3rd is a 2nd apt..we got 2nd/3rd floor) and we're always upstairs..if we're downstairs all we're doing is eating, watching tv, or leaving.



Sucks Cougar..I'd hate that shit. I'd end up putting on a ski mask and catching the fucker on his way home at night. That's what I'd do..beat the fuck outa him then run home..he'll be in the hospital at least that night, maybe the next..you'll at least get one good nights rest:)
NIN

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Post by NIN »

haha no shit!
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Post by Speed »

That's how it goes in an apartment like that. I lucked out at my last one. I was in a corner w/ no neighbors to my sides, they were each seperated by a trash hallway. The only neighbors I had were above me, and they were in a band, so in exchange for their loud music they'd have me come up and smoke a joint with them every couple nights while they played. It was sweet.
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Post by Delete »

I live in townhouses and I got no neighbor on 1 side and a little Korean family on the other side. I got it made. Before the Koreans moved in I got the cops called constantly on me for listenin to music. Fuck that shit, its like 10:00PM on a Friday night and they complain they're sleeping. Go out and drink or somethin, fuckin queers. Glad them fuckers moved out
Speed
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Post by Speed »

grin, I'm in bed by 10pm on Friday nights. I work at 6am mon-sat. I don't mind music tho, and have never once called the cops on anyone. It's just not right.
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Re: Do your neighbors suck like mine?

Post by YaMamaBitch »

I'd tell you about my living situation - but my brother already said it. Except a few months ago these neighbors 2 doors down moved, thank goodness. They were very nice people but they put their 2 cocker spaniels on the back patio 24/7 and all they did was bark. It got quite annoying. Also my husband had animal patrol called on him because some old fuck said my dog bit his. (Lie)



Not too long and we'll be in a house, being able to do whatever the hell we want. Yay.
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Post by Hobo_Bill »

Shit, I must have great neighbors. Live in a 3 bedroom duplex, other side is identical but reversed. My wife and I had a knockdown drag-out fight awhile ago, screaming and yelling, knocking shit off the walls till prolly 4 am. Our walls are pretty thin, I mean I can hear them talking from outside. It's amazing they didn't call the cops. But right behind us there used to be a couple who had a band, they'd practice every couple of days, not real loud, not terrible music. But the people next to them passed a petition around to get them kicked out. I have a band as well, and when they came to my door with the petition I tore it up and slammed my door. They still got booted tho. F that shit, it's wrong. I pay good money for my residence, and if I wanna have my band rehearse at a decent hour, that's my goddamned right.
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Re: Do your neighbors suck like mine?

Post by War Hawk »

thats what they make badass dobly digital 7.1 headphones for..... wireless too!! :)



I'ev got a badass stereo.... w/ infinity speakers.... but they are always turned off... and I use my headphones.... and no one can complain how loud it is :).... I live in a house... and my neighbors have called the cops on me a few times from noise.... (windows were closed & are double pane....)
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