Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out. And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD for the past 17 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually find them 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!!!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE THE WRAPPER THE STUPID LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE A GOD DAMNED ARMY TO CLEAN THIS GOD DAMNED HOUSE!.
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YaMamaBitch
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Re: Pms
lol.. i've heard that before.. i'm not quite THAT touchy - but i am pretty bitchy when i'm pmsing.
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YaMamaBitch
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Re: Pms
he knows very well not to mess with me during that time.. when i get mad, i get reeeeeeeeeeally reeeeeeeeeally mad.. its awful
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Voodoo_Chile
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Re: Pms
Girls just use PMS as an excuse to be assholes. I don't put up with that shit.
If she starts bitching about it being this time of the month or that time of the month or her time of the month, I'll put her head through the wall and my foot up her ass, and tell her the only time I see is for her bitchin' ass to get to the kitchen and make me a sandwich.
If she starts bitching about it being this time of the month or that time of the month or her time of the month, I'll put her head through the wall and my foot up her ass, and tell her the only time I see is for her bitchin' ass to get to the kitchen and make me a sandwich.