Jesus Saves

[Raybdbomb]

Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on

his computer.

They had been going at it for days, and God was tired of hearing Satan's

bickering.

Finally, God said, "Cool it. I am going to set up a test which will take

two hours and then,

Satan, you'll have proof of who does the better job." So Satan and Jesus

sat down at the

keyboards and typed away.



They moused.



They did spreadsheets.



They wrote reports.



They sent faxes.



They sent e-mail.



They sent out e-mail with attachments. They downloaded.



They made cards.



They did every known job. But, ten minutes before the time was up,

lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, the rain poured,

and, of course, the electricity went off. Satan stared at his blank screen

and screamed in every curse word known in the underworld. Jesus just

sighed. The electricity finally flickered back on, and each of them

restarted their computers.



Satan started searching frantically screaming, "It's gone! It's all gone!

I lost everything when the power went out!" Meanwhile, Jesus quietly

started printing out all his files from the past two hours. Satan observed

this and became even more irate. "Wait! He cheated! How did he do it??"





God shrugged and said, "Jesus Saves."

[Relorian]

har-dee-har-har!



Jesus may save but Budda makes incremental backups.

[Speed]

That was gay dude. I was expecting a better punchline.

[Reckless]

Originally posted by Speed

That was gay dude. I was expecting a better punchline.



You deserve a flame for expecting anything more from Ray.

[NIN]

God shrugged and said, "Jesus Saves."

God shrugged and said, "Jesus has a pc, Satan has i-Mac"

[T]ools, [O]ptions, [Auto-Save] = On



That was gay dude. I was expecting a better punchline.

w00t? you think GayRay wrote it? :lol:

[Speed]

Never said Ray wrote it. I just figured he'd think "Is this really funny?" before posting it. He's posted a few good ones before.

[Helmut]

few and far between...

[Xetox]

and the lord striked gayness on ray!