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[artic]

just thought this was too funny to not cap and post



Dreamweave just entered the Realm.

Dreamweave says "nter"

Dreamweave says "enter"

Dreamweave says "hold Geko"

Dreamweave says "mah"

[HP=172/172,MA=34/34]: (Resting)

Secret Passage, Stairwell

You notice 14 silver nobles, 79 copper farthings here.

Also here: Dreamweave.

Obvious exits: east, up

[HP=172/172,MA=34/34]: (Resting) a dr

*Combat Engaged*

Dreamweave says "hold g"

You impale Dreamweave for 11 damage!

You slash Dreamweave for 8 damage!

You hack Dreamweave for 15 damage!

Dreamweave attempted to cast greater healing, but failed.

Dreamweave moves to attack you!

You impale Dreamweave for 10 damage!

You slash Dreamweave for 4 damage!

You slash Dreamweave for 4 damage!

Dreamweave swipes at you!

Dreamweave smashes you for 5 damage!

[HP=167/172,MA=34/34]:l dream

[ Dreamweave KeeperOfDreams ] (Red Wizards)

Dreamweave is a massive, muscular Dwarf Cleric with short silver hair and

sea-blue eyes. He moves cautiously, and is quite unfriendly and aloof.

Dreamweave appears to be intelligent and has a worldly air about him. He is

moderately wounded.



He is equipped with:



fine breastplate (Torso)

silvery chain leggings (Legs)

moonstone ring (Finger)

silver holy amulet (Neck)

dwarven work boots (Feet)

black and white serpent ring (Finger)

crimson cloak (Back)

fingerbone bracelet (Wrist)

plate gauntlets (Hands)

fine mace (Weapon Hand)



You notice Bong sneak in from above.

Bong greets Dreamweave.

Apathy greets Dreamweave.

Apathy looks Dreamweave up and down.

Bong looks Dreamweave up and down.

You swing at Dreamweave!

You swing at Dreamweave!

You hack Dreamweave for 14 damage!

Dreamweave casts agony on you for 37 damage!

Apathy just left to the east.

You notice Bong sneaking out to the east.

Dreamweave says "hold Geko"

[HP=130/172,MA=34/34]:l dream

[ Dreamweave KeeperOfDreams ] (Red Wizards)

Dreamweave is a massive, muscular Dwarf Cleric with short silver hair and

sea-blue eyes. He moves cautiously, and is quite unfriendly and aloof.

Dreamweave appears to be intelligent and has a worldly air about him. He is

moderately wounded.



He is equipped with:



fine breastplate (Torso)

silvery chain leggings (Legs)

moonstone ring (Finger)

silver holy amulet (Neck)

dwarven work boots (Feet)

black and white serpent ring (Finger)

crimson cloak (Back)

fingerbone bracelet (Wrist)

plate gauntlets (Hands)

fine mace (Weapon Hand)



[HP=130/172,MA=34/34]:mihe

a

*Combat Off*

You cast minor healing on Geko, healing 9 damage!

*Combat Engaged*

Dreamweave attempted to cast agony on you, but failed.

You impale Dreamweave for 5 damage!

You swing at Dreamweave!

You notice Apathy sneak in from the east.

Dreamweave just left to the east.

[HP=139/172,MA=32/34]:e

n

Secret Passage

You notice 14 copper farthings here.

Obvious exits: north, west

[HP=139/172,MA=32/34]:n

Secret Passage, Dead End

You notice 3 silver nobles, 45 copper farthings here.

Also here: Dreamweave*.

Obvious exits: south

Dreamweave is searching for exits.

You swing at Dreamweave!

You swing at Dreamweave!

You hack Dreamweave for 15 damage!

You swing at Dreamweave!

Dreamweave is searching for exits.

Dreamweave is searching for exits.

[HP=143/172,MA=34/34]:hold d

a

*Combat Off*

You attempt to cast hold person at Dreamweave, but fail.

*Combat Engaged*

Dreamweave is searching for exits.

[HP=143/172,MA=28/34]:

Secret Passage, Dead End

You notice 3 silver nobles, 45 copper farthings here.

Also here: Dreamweave*.

Obvious exits: south

Dreamweave is searching for exits.

You impale Dreamweave for 14 damage!

You swing at Dreamweave!

[HP=143/172,MA=28/34]:hold d

a

*Combat Off*

You cast hold person on Dreamweave!

*Combat Engaged*

Dreamweave says "hold Geko"

Dreamweave is searching for exits.

Dreamweave moves to attack you!

You hack Dreamweave for 14 damage!

You impale Dreamweave for 13 damage!

Dreamweave swipes at you!

Dreamweave swipes at you!

[HP=143/172,MA=16/34]:blin d

a

*Combat Off*

You attempt to cast blind at Dreamweave, but fail.

*Combat Engaged*

[HP=143/172,MA=10/34]:l drea

[ Dreamweave KeeperOfDreams ] (Red Wizards)

Dreamweave is a massive, muscular Dwarf Cleric with short silver hair and

sea-blue eyes. He moves cautiously, and is quite unfriendly and aloof.

Dreamweave appears to be intelligent and has a worldly air about him. He is

heavily wounded.



He is equipped with:



fine breastplate (Torso)

silvery chain leggings (Legs)

moonstone ring (Finger)

silver holy amulet (Neck)

dwarven work boots (Feet)

black and white serpent ring (Finger)

crimson cloak (Back)

fingerbone bracelet (Wrist)

plate gauntlets (Hands)

fine mace (Weapon Hand)



[HP=143/172,MA=10/34]:

Secret Passage, Dead End

You notice 3 silver nobles, 45 copper farthings here.

Also here: Dreamweave*.

Obvious exits: south, secret passage East

Dreamweave casts greater healing on Dreamweave!

Dreamweave moves to attack you!

You swing at Dreamweave!

You slash Dreamweave for 14 damage!

Dreamweave swipes at you!

Dreamweave clobbers you for 12 damage!

[HP=131/172,MA=10/34]:l dream

[ Dreamweave KeeperOfDreams ] (Red Wizards)

Dreamweave is a massive, muscular Dwarf Cleric with short silver hair and

sea-blue eyes. He moves cautiously, and is quite unfriendly and aloof.

Dreamweave appears to be intelligent and has a worldly air about him. He is

moderately wounded.



He is equipped with:



fine breastplate (Torso)

silvery chain leggings (Legs)

moonstone ring (Finger)

silver holy amulet (Neck)

dwarven work boots (Feet)

black and white serpent ring (Finger)

crimson cloak (Back)

fingerbone bracelet (Wrist)

plate gauntlets (Hands)

fine mace (Weapon Hand)



[HP=131/172,MA=10/34]:mihe

a

Dreamweave casts greater healing on Dreamweave!

*Combat Off*

You cast minor healing on Geko, healing 6 damage!

*Combat Engaged*

Dreamweave moves to attack you!

You swing at Dreamweave!

You impale Dreamweave for 4 damage!

Dreamweave moves to attack you!

Dreamweave just left to the east.

[HP=137/172,MA=8/34]:mihe

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*Combat Off*

You cast minor healing on Geko, healing 14 damage!

Sewer Tunnel

Also here: Dreamweave*.

Obvious exits: north, south, secret passage west

The room is dimly lit

[HP=151/172,MA=6/34]:a

*Combat Engaged*

Dreamweave just left to the north.

[HP=151/172,MA=6/34]:n

Sewer Tunnel, Intersection

Also here: Dreamweave*.

Obvious exits: north, south, east

The room is dimly lit

[HP=155/172,MA=9/34]:e

Sewer Tunnel

Obvious exits: east, west

The room is dimly lit

[HP=155/172,MA=9/34]:e

w

Sewer Tunnel

Obvious exits: east, west, up

The room is dimly lit

You hear movement to the west.

Sewer Tunnel

Also here: Dreamweave*.

Obvious exits: east, west

The room is dimly lit

[HP=155/172,MA=9/34]:w

You slash Dreamweave for 4 damage!

You swing at Dreamweave!

You swing at Dreamweave!

Sewer Tunnel, Intersection

Obvious exits: north, south, east

The room is dimly lit

[HP=155/172,MA=9/34]:e

Sewer Tunnel

Obvious exits: east, west

The room is dimly lit

[HP=155/172,MA=9/34]:e

Sewer Tunnel

Also here: Dreamweave*.

Obvious exits: east, west, up

The room is dimly lit

Dreamweave just left upwards.

[HP=155/172,MA=9/34]:u

Slum Street

You notice 8 copper farthings here.

Also here: Dreamweave*.

Obvious exits: east, west

[HP=155/172,MA=9/34]:w

Slum Street

Obvious exits: east, west

Dreamweave walks into the room from the east.

[HP=155/172,MA=9/34]:w

Slum Street, Intersection

Obvious exits: north, south, east

Dreamweave walks into the room from the east.

You hack Dreamweave for 5 damage!

You impale Dreamweave for 13 damage!

You impale Dreamweave for 15 damage!

Dreamweave just left to the north.

[HP=155/172,MA=9/34]:n

n

Slum Street

Also here: Dreamweave*.

Obvious exits: north, south

[HP=155/172,MA=9/34]:n

Dreamweave just left to the north.

[HP=155/172,MA=9/34]:l dream

Slum Street

Also here: Dreamweave*.

Obvious exits: south, east, west

[ Dreamweave KeeperOfDreams ] (Red Wizards)

Dreamweave is a massive, muscular Dwarf Cleric with short silver hair and

sea-blue eyes. He moves cautiously, and is quite unfriendly and aloof.

Dreamweave appears to be intelligent and has a worldly air about him. He is

moderately wounded.



He is equipped with:



fine breastplate (Torso)

silvery chain leggings (Legs)

moonstone ring (Finger)

silver holy amulet (Neck)

dwarven work boots (Feet)

black and white serpent ring (Finger)

crimson cloak (Back)

fingerbone bracelet (Wrist)

plate gauntlets (Hands)

fine mace (Weapon Hand)



You swing at Dreamweave!

You impale Dreamweave for 4 damage!

You hack Dreamweave for 14 damage!

Dreamweave just left to the east.

[HP=155/172,MA=9/34]:e



Slum Street

Also here: Dreamweave*.

Obvious exits: closed door north, east, west

Dreamweave just left to the east.

[HP=155/172,MA=9/34]:You do not see dream here!

[HP=155/172,MA=9/34]:e

e

Slum Street

Also here: Dreamweave*.

Obvious exits: closed door north, east, west

[HP=155/172,MA=9/34]:e

Slum Street

Obvious exits: east, west

[HP=155/172,MA=9/34]:l dream

You do not see dream here!

[HP=155/172,MA=9/34]:w

*Combat Off*

Slum Street

Also here: Dreamweave*.

Obvious exits: closed door north, east, west

Dreamweave just left to the east.

[HP=159/172,MA=12/34]:l dream

You do not see dream here!

[HP=159/172,MA=12/34]:e

Slum Street

Also here: Dreamweave*.

Obvious exits: east, west

Dreamweave just left to the east.

[HP=159/172,MA=12/34]:a

You do not see Dreamweave here!

[HP=159/172,MA=12/34]:e

Slum Street, Bend

Also here: Dreamweave*.

Obvious exits: north, west

[HP=159/172,MA=12/34]:blin d

You attempt to cast blind at Dreamweave, but fail.

Dreamweave ran into the wall to the east.

[HP=159/172,MA=6/34]:a

Dreamweave says "hahahaha"

*Combat Engaged*

Dreamweave is searching the area.

[HP=159/172,MA=6/34]:

Slum Street, Bend

Also here: Dreamweave*.

Obvious exits: north, west

You swing at Dreamweave!

You hack Dreamweave for 12 damage!

Dreamweave just left to the north.

[HP=159/172,MA=6/34]:n

n

Slum Street

Also here: Dreamweave*.

Obvious exits: north, south

[HP=159/172,MA=6/34]:n

Dreamweave just left to the north.

Slum Street, Intersection

Also here: Dreamweave*.

Obvious exits: north, south, west

[HP=159/172,MA=6/34]:n

n

Slum Street

You notice 7 silver nobles, 10 copper farthings here.

Also here: nasty thug.

Obvious exits: north, south

[HP=159/172,MA=6/34]:n

Dreamweave walks into the room from the south.

Slum Street, Intersection

Obvious exits: north, south, east

Dreamweave walks into the room from the south.

You hack Dreamweave for 15 damage!

You swing at Dreamweave!

You swing at Dreamweave!

You slash Dreamweave for 4 damage!

Dreamweave just left to the north.

[HP=159/172,MA=6/34]:l drea

You do not see drea here!

[HP=159/172,MA=6/34]:n

Slum Street

Also here: Dreamweave*.

Obvious exits: north, south

[HP=159/172,MA=6/34]:n

Dreamweave just left to the north.

Slum Street, Intersection

Also here: Dreamweave*.

Obvious exits: north, south, east

[HP=159/172,MA=6/34]:l drea

[ Dreamweave KeeperOfDreams ] (Red Wizards)

Dreamweave is a massive, muscular Dwarf Cleric with short silver hair and

sea-blue eyes. He moves cautiously, and is quite unfriendly and aloof.

Dreamweave appears to be intelligent and has a worldly air about him. He is

heavily wounded.



He is equipped with:



fine breastplate (Torso)

silvery chain leggings (Legs)

moonstone ring (Finger)

silver holy amulet (Neck)

dwarven work boots (Feet)

black and white serpent ring (Finger)

crimson cloak (Back)

fingerbone bracelet (Wrist)

plate gauntlets (Hands)

fine mace (Weapon Hand)



[HP=159/172,MA=6/34]:n

Slum Street

Obvious exits: north, south

Dreamweave walks into the room from the south.

[HP=159/172,MA=6/34]:n

Slum Street, Crossroads

You notice 6 copper farthings here.

Obvious exits: north, south, east, west

Dreamweave walks into the room from the south.

Dreamweave moves to attack you!

You hack Dreamweave for 13 damage!

You swing at Dreamweave!

You swing at Dreamweave!

Dreamweave swipes at you!

Dreamweave swipes at you!

Dreamweave just left to the north.

[HP=163/172,MA=9/34]:n

n

Slum Street

Also here: Dreamweave*.

Obvious exits: north, south, west

[HP=163/172,MA=9/34]:n

Dreamweave just left to the north.

[HP=163/172,MA=9/34]:l drea

Slum Street

Also here: Dreamweave*.

Obvious exits: north, south

[[HP=163/172,MA=9/34]:n

You swing at Dreamweave!

You swing at Dreamweave!

You swing at Dreamweave!

Dreamweave swipes at you!

Dreamweave swipes at you!

Dreamweave smashes you for 8 damage!

Slum Street

Obvious exits: north, south

Dreamweave walks into the room from the south.

Dreamweave just left to the north.

[HP=155/172,MA=9/34]:n



Slum Entrance

Also here: Dreamweave*.

Obvious exits: north, south

Noble Street, Slum Gates

Also here: large black cat, nasty townsman.

Obvious exits: south, east, west

Dreamweave walks into the room from the south.

You hack Dreamweave for 4 damage!

You swing at Dreamweave!

You swing at Dreamweave!

Dreamweave slams you for 3 damage!

Dreamweave swipes at you!

Dreamweave swipes at you!

Dreamweave ran into the wall to the north.

Dreamweave moves to attack nasty townsman.

Dreamweave casts major healing on Dreamweave!

The nasty townsman throws a punch at Dreamweave, but misses!

The nasty townsman throws a punch at Dreamweave, but misses!

You swing at Dreamweave!

You swing at Dreamweave!

You swing at Dreamweave!

You hack Dreamweave for 4 damage!

Dreamweave casts major healing on Dreamweave!

Dreamweave ran into the wall to the north.

Dreamweave ran into the wall to the north.

The nasty townsman throws a punch at Dreamweave, but misses!

The nasty townsman throws a punch at Dreamweave, but misses!

You impale Dreamweave for 10 damage!

You slash Dreamweave for 8 damage!

You impale Dreamweave for 10 damage!

Dreamweave ran into the wall to the north.

[HP=152/172,MA=9/34]:

Noble Street, Slum Gates

Also here: Dreamweave*, large black cat, nasty townsman.

Obvious exits: south, east, west

You swing at Dreamweave!

You slash Dreamweave for 5 damage!

You slash Dreamweave for 17 damage!

The nasty townsman throws a punch at Dreamweave, but misses!

The nasty townsman throws a punch at Dreamweave, but misses!

[HP=152/172,MA=9/34]:laugh drea

Dreamweave just left to the east.

[HP=152/172,MA=9/34]:Your command had no effect.

[HP=152/172,MA=9/34]:e

e

Noble Street

Also here: Dreamweave*.

Obvious exits: east, west

[HP=152/172,MA=9/34]:e

Intersection of Stone St. & Noble St.

Obvious exits: north, east, west

Dreamweave walks into the room from the west.

You swing at Dreamweave!

You slash Dreamweave for 13 damage!

You slash Dreamweave for 10 damage!

[HP=156/172,MA=12/34]:l drea

[ Dreamweave KeeperOfDreams ] (Red Wizards)

Dreamweave is a massive, muscular Dwarf Cleric with short silver hair and

sea-blue eyes. He moves cautiously, and is quite unfriendly and aloof.

Dreamweave appears to be intelligent and has a worldly air about him. He is

severely wounded.



He is equipped with:



fine breastplate (Torso)

silvery chain leggings (Legs)

moonstone ring (Finger)

silver holy amulet (Neck)

dwarven work boots (Feet)

crimson cloak (Back)

fingerbone bracelet (Wrist)

plate gauntlets (Hands)

fine mace (Weapon Hand)



Dreamweave just left to the north.

[HP=156/172,MA=12/34]:n

n

Stone Street

Also here: Dreamweave*.

Obvious exits: north, south

[HP=156/172,MA=12/34]:n

Dreamweave ran into the wall to the east.

Stone Street

Obvious exits: north, south

[HP=156/172,MA=12/34]:blin d

a

*Combat Off*

[HP=156/172,MA=12/34]:You may not cast that spell on an item!

[HP=156/172,MA=12/34]:You do not see Dreamweave here!

[HP=156/172,MA=12/34]:s

blin d

a

Stone Street

Also here: Dreamweave*.

Obvious exits: north, south

[HP=156/172,MA=12/34]:blin d

You cast blind on Dreamweave!

Dreamweave ran into the wall to the east.

[HP=156/172,MA=0/34]:a

*Combat Engaged*

Dreamweave ran into the wall to the east.

You slash Dreamweave for 9 damage!

You impale Dreamweave for 4 damage!

[HP=156/172,MA=0/34]:a

*Combat Off*

*Combat Engaged*

Dreamweave moves to attack you!

Dreamweave casts major healing on Dreamweave!

Dreamweave just hung up!!!

[HP=156/172,MA=0/34]:

Stone Street

Obvious exits: north, south

[HP=156/172,MA=0/34]:gos rofl

Geko gossips: rofl

[War Hawk]

So you finally admit you are a noob eh.... Congradulations!!

[iNViSiGOD]

Thats great artic, you have to be proud.

[zan]

pretty sad it took you probably 20 minutes of gameplay to take him down. I bet if he fought back he wouldve one rounded you artic

[We AllShallDie]

Originally posted by potsy

pretty sad it took you probably 20 minutes of gameplay to take him down. I bet if he fought back he wouldve one rounded you artic



i think thats the point...

but hey your an idiot so of course you dint udnerstand