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A couple was invited to a masked Halloween Party. She got a

terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. So

he took his costume and away he went.



The wife, after sleeping for

an hour, awakened feeling much better so she decided to go to the

party.



Since her husband didn't know what her costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching him to see how he acted when she was not with him. So she got to the party and spotted her husband cavorting around on the dance floor, dancing

with every nice chick he could. His wife sidled up to him and being a

rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner and devoted his

time to the new stuff that had just arrived.

She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her husband.



Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little bang. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.



She was sitting up reading when he came home and asked what kind of a time he had. He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I never have a good time when you're not there."



Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"



He replied, "I'll tell you, I never

even danced one dance. When I got there, I met Pete, Don and Bill

and some other guys, so we went into the den and played poker all

evening. But I'll tell you... the guy I loaned my costume to, sure had

a real good time!"