The altar boy, oh no ;) [Archive] - ForumsHQ

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Don't take any offense anyone. A priest around my area got arrested for child pornography, so I thought this joke would help show how fucked up religion is.





The father is sitting in confession listening to sinners telling them to do thier rosaries. He steps out of the booth to a sister in the covenant. Father says "sister can you do some confessions for me, I have use the bathroom. Whatever they do give them 10-15 hail mary's and send them on thier way" The nun grudingly accepts her seat in the booth. The first man comes in and says . "Forgive me sister for I have sinned, it has been 2 years since my last confession. And I have given oral sex 5 times since then". The nun thought 15 hail maries was to much so she peeks her head out and asks a nearbye altarboy. "Excuse me, What does the father usually give for oral sex?" The boy replied "usually a candy bar or a soda".





Thank you, you've been a great crowd. I'm not really trieng to offend anyone, but Theres no time for religion.:afire1:

[Raybdbomb]

oooh i'm mad, you need to apologize more in your message!!!!



heh j/k



What's the difference between a catholic priest and a pimple?



A pimple doesn't come on your face until your a teenager....





What do you call a black priest?



Holy Shit!