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An airplane was about to crash; there were 4

passengers on board but

only 3

parachutes.

The first passenger, said, I'm Kobe Bryant, The

best NBA Basketball

player,

the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die.." So he

took the first pack

and

left the plane.

The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am

the wife of the

former

President of the United States, I am the most

ambitious woman in the

world,

I am also a New York Senator, a potential future

President and above

all,

the cleverest woman in the world." She just took

the second parachute

and

jumped out of the plane.

The third passenger, The Pope, says to the fourth

passenger, a 10

year-old

school boy, "I am old and frail and I don't have

many years left, as a

Christian I will sacrifice my life and let you

have the last parachute.

The boy said, "It's Ok, there's a parachute left

for you. America's

cleverest woman has taken my school backpack."