Why men don't call [Archive] - ForumsHQ

[Tristian]

Why Men Don't Call - an AJ.net Exclusive

1. The fucker was so drunk when he met you he doesn't know what the fuck you look like. And when he woke up in the morning all his boys were busting his balls about the ugly bitch he got the phone number off the night before.

2. When he sobered up the next day he realized that your the same chic that 5 of his friends have fucked in the past year or two.

3. There were 400 guys at the club, and 100 girls. He was only talking to you cause you were the last of the 100 girls that no guy was talking too.

4. You were "hott" in perspective.... - Now listen carefully this takes on two meanings. The first being that the other girls at the bar were so beat that you actually looked good. But you only looked good in your setting. Hence, four 160 lb. broads and one 135 lb. broad; make the 135 lb. broad look like a "hott" broad. The second meaning being of course beer goggles. - Self Explainitory.

5. And last but not least he said, "I'll call you." You're suppossed to reply. "No need to call yet, I'll just leave my number on your nightstand in the morning after we fuck like donkeys tonight."