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[Xetox]

A young mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son

playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train

stop and her son said, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell

off now, 'cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who

are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the

tracks."

The mother went in and told her son, "we don't use that kind of

language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to

stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language."

Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes

playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son

say,"All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to

take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us

today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us

again soon."

She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we

ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember,

there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and

relaxing journey with us today."

As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are

pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the

kitchen."

[Speed]

Kids these days, I swear.

[Tristian]

damn.. hahahahaha. my dad would have kilt me if I said that about my mom!