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[Xetox]

Xzero decides to try horseback riding, even though he has

had no lessons or prior experience. He mounts the horse, unassisted, and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but xzero begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, he grabs for the horse's

mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. He tries to throw his arms around the horse's neck, but he slides down the

side of the horse anyway.

Finally, giving up his frail grip, xzero attempts to leap away from the horse and throw hisself to safety.

Unfortunately his foot has become entangled in the stirrup, he

is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves

as his head is struck against the ground over and over.

As his head is battered against the ground, he is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to his great fortune....

Frank, the Walmart greeter, sees him and unplugs the horse.

FLAMER

[Tristian]

hahahahahahh

good thing it was unplugable.

[xzero]

That was funny, in like sixth grade.

Yes, I suppose I'm somewhat of a flamer. Eh. I'm a n00b so I can post for the helluvit.

[Xetox]

hey u give shit u take shit ~~~ 6th grade I am only in 1st