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[Xetox]

THINGS TO DO AT WALMART WHILE YOUR FRIENDS/FAMILY

TAKE THEIR OWN SWEET TIME

1. Get boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "I think we have a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens.

5. Put some M&M's on lay away.

6. Move CAUTION WET FLOOR signs to carpet areas.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department, tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department

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8. When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people leave me alone."

9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while

you pick your nose.

10. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from 'Mission

Impossible.'

11. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using

different size funnels.

13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through whisper

"PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal

position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go to the fitting room and yell real loud....."Hey we're out of toilet paper in here!"

[iNViSiGOD]

Lamer,i still want to know why the hell you were trying to get ahold of me, tell me so i dont have to check AIM all the effen time

[xzero]

walmart pranks have been done before

LAME

[Blue Cap Jones]

I thought #4 was classic, I thought they were funny

[angelamia]

this is another thing to do in walmart when you're bored

http://www.zannel.com/viewupdate.htm?id=GYZ2RV3RFI





i had an ex bf who worked there and around christmas time he built a fort out of the trees/wreaths, hehe

[Ghaleon]

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[Ghaleon]

I wonder how old xetox was when he posted this ;)