smoking

[deadlycrimes]

ok, a question to any smokers who read this. i'll prolly sound lame, but o well. is there a right way to smoke? i've smoked a couple of cigarettes, but i'm curious if there's a certain way you're suppose to light it, how much the end should be burning, and how hard you should suck on the filter. so basically any smoking ettiquete would be appreciated.

[Beowolf]

First, you must pack the pack. Gently to Harshly slam the bottom of the pack agaisnt your hand or face. Seeing as your a newbie at this use the face first. The more you pack the pack the better it tastes so slam the pack several times agaisnt the face for best results. Once this has been accomplished open the opposite end of the pack, yes the bottom of the pack. This is for quick removal and easy storage for your "extras". Use a soft pack for this method or just buy a hard pack(again perfered since your a newbie at this), and open it from the top. Now that the pack is packed and open you may now pull the first cigarette out of the pack and turn it upside down re-insertig it back in the pack. This will be called your "Lucky"(it'll be lucky if you don't die by the time you finish the pack). Now remove your second cig from the pack. Lighters are perfered, matches will work. Make sure you have a working lighter as there is nothing worse then searching for a lighter or finding one that doesn't work. Insert the filter part into your mouth, provided you haven't chewed your entire life and now have mouth cancer too. Once the filter is in your mouth gently stroke your lighter on your ass and then your scalp(those are the two main itch spots, and a lighter is a good tool to scratch with). Okay light the lighter and pull your face real close to the burning flame, NOT to close idiot or you'll burn your facial hair, and we don't need anymore women with mustaches(if you are a woman i.e.). Once the cig is lit inhale through the filter until you can't inhale anymore for best results. The first few times you might get a dizzy feeling, light headedness or sometimes even puke, this is natural. Don't worry, it happens to alot of people. Once you inhale you will want to count to around 5, or 10 for beginners. At 10 you may slowly exhale. the exhaling process should take around 30 seconds. Do some cool tricks with your smoke, blow smoke rings or even blow it at people. This gets non smokers worked up...giggle Repeat the process of inhaling/exhaling until you can smell the filter burning. At this time you may even actually taste something different, again this is normal. There hasn't been but a few people who actually died from inhaling plastics and filters. Once you have finished smoking your cigarette, make sure you place your butt into a proper waste disposal container. We would not want to leave our butts laying all over the place now would we. Hope you have enjoyed your little pack of cigs.

*Note to readers This has been my24th day without a cigarette.(For real, I quit)

[Shaddow]

I started smoking in 1977 I could buy a pack of smokes for .75c over the years watching the price climb, when it hit $3.00 people complained, then we started to bitch when they hit $5.00. Now when I QUIT they were almost $8.00, now some places they're over $8.00 and close to $9.00.



Well I smoked for 23 years, I was upto 2.5 packs p/day.

Now it's been 6 months since I quit smoking, I gained a little weight (only about 20lbs) But I have almost nothing in the way of cravings



So the kid that asked about the right way to smoke. QUIT smoking dumbass, that shit WILL kill you. The only right way to smoke, is to not start in the first place, if your a part time smoker, quit, it'll be easier for you.

[Speed]

step 1) inhale

step 2) ...

step 3) profit!

[Platinum]

So you're actually INTERESTED in smoking cigarettes enough to ask how to smoke them? Jesus..this world must be coming to an end. Don't smoke..it sounds to me like you're doing it to be cool, which IS lame.



People who smoke, smoke because they enjoy it. If you're going to smoke, smoke because you enjoy it, not because of how youll look doing it. You'll learn the 'right way' to smoke on your own.



Right way..haha.

[Shaddow]

Just think you could be this cool, this is what cancer of the mouth looks like!

http://www.malpracticeweb.com/smoker.jpg