Best Slogans..

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Xetox
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Best Slogans..

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----- GARBAGE Truck in Oregon:

Yesterday's Meals on Wheels





On a Septic Tank Truck sign:

"We're #1 in the #2 business."

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Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:

"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

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At a Proctologist's door

"To expedite your visit please back in."

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On a Plumber's truck:

"We repair what your husband fixed."

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On a Plumber's truck:

"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

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Pizza Shop Slogan:

"7 days without pizza makes one weak."

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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:

"Invite us to your next blowout."

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On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door:

"Hello. Can we pick your nose?"

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At a Towing company:

"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."

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On an Electrician's truck:

"Let us remove your shorts."

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In a Nonsmoking Area:

"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."

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On a Maternity Room door:

"Push. Push. Push."

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At an Optometrist's Office

"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

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On a Taxidermist's window:

"We really know our stuff."

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In a Podiatrist's office:

"Time wounds all heels."

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On a Fence:

"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive."

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At a Car Dealership:

"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

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Outside a Muffler Shop:

"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:

"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

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At the Electric Company:

"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.

However, if you don't, you will be."

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In a Restaurant window:

"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."

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In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."





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At a Propane Filling Station,

"Thank heaven for little grills."

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And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop:

"Best place in town to take a leak."
Pike
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:wordup:
Speed
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Post by Speed »

At the Electric Company:

"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.

However, if you don't, you will be."



haha, that's bad ass. I'd do business at any place that had the balls to put up quirky signs like these. Shows they are doing what they want and not conforming, usually places like that have better business.
Relorian
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:wordup:



I mean i love those slogans
depressedcarrot

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Post by depressedcarrot »

:gleam: I'll give you the link if you want to see

http://omgwtf.superlime.com/BestCompanyNameEver.jpg

hehe funny
Pike
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:gleam: I'll give you the link if you want to see

http://omgwtf.superlime.com/BestCompanyNameEver.jpg

hehe funny



:thumbu: :wordup: :cheesy:
EvanElias
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Right next to my favorite poolhall, there was a stoneworking/masonry place nearby called "LET'S GET STONED, INC"... we always used to drive by that place and crack up..:)
Xetox
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Re: Best Slogans..

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You used to drive by that place and get cracked up?
Relorian
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Im sure the people would get smoked up at that place.
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